Eve and Adam
Posted on: April 7, 2011 - 5:25pm
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Eve and Adam
Ya, it just doesn't make sense that Eve was made from Adam.
I mean, WTF did Adam have nipples for?
I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy" : David Brooks
" Only on the subject of God can smart people still imagine that they reap the fruits of human intelligence even as they plow them under." : Sam Harris
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God was created in mans image so he prolly has nips too. They prolly have super powers of some sort.
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
You have to chant Hakuna Matata! while rubbing them. It usually makes the voices go away.
"Don't seek these laws to understand. Only the mad can comprehend..." -- George Cosbuc
Machine gun jubblies.
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
You mean like when you're running low, you just need to tweak them, and you're good to go again?
Then what are ear lobes for?
Dude, I'm just trying to be more 'philosophical'...
I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy" : David Brooks
" Only on the subject of God can smart people still imagine that they reap the fruits of human intelligence even as they plow them under." : Sam Harris
Google "why do men have nipples" Yea I fuckin' cheated. Its all the drugs. I can't type worth a shit either....but I feel real GOOD.
"You can't write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say sometimes, so you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whip cream."--Frank Zappa
http://atheisticgod.blogspot.com/ Books on atheism
Look out! It's the bad guys! OH MY GOD! BAM!! POW!!!! ZAZAMMMMMMM!!!!! BOOM! FIZZ!!! SSSSHSHHHHHSSSSHHHH.............
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THE MILK OF GOD STRIKES AGAIN, defeating evil and making the world safe for you and me.
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-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.
"We are entitled to our own opinions. We're not entitled to our own facts"- Al Franken
"If death isn't sweet oblivion, I will be severely disappointed" - Ruth M.
Yea I wonder if he is the keeper of the power pasties.
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
I was going to post a rude picture or maybe a baked Cornish pastie - but then I found this web site:
http://flyingpasties.com/
-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.
"We are entitled to our own opinions. We're not entitled to our own facts"- Al Franken
"If death isn't sweet oblivion, I will be severely disappointed" - Ruth M.