My toaster is god
Posted on: April 9, 2012 - 7:19pm
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My toaster is god
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I'm convinced.
Can you make me some toast now?
^ What does that have to do with either toasters or toast?
Well, they seem to be his gods since they can USE said toaster, make eggs and sizzle bacon in the morning on top of a morning blow job/sex session.
Shit, what if all my ex's were really gods and I unwittingly renounced them and, every time I'm single, I become a full-blown atheist again?!?!?!?
Well, what do you know? My avatar simulates what you do every morning as you cook your breakfast alone.
My dear, your avatar represents the effect your opinions have on here.
Do me a favor and make the following one of your priorities:
Cylons were called toasters in Battlestar Galactica.
The 3 pictured are Caprica 6, D'Anna and Sharon aka Boomer who all were Cylons.
Don't get Sci-Fi Channel in Canada?
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Oh, you're going to put me in my place? Well do it.
You know what I do to guys like you? I make them get on all fours and beg me for treats
I never watched Battlestar Galactica
That explains why you didn't get it.
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Please, not this crap again.
I'm not pretending to be drunk.
Yeah, that's not conceited or anything. That's all the reason I need to be more misogynistic!
Which one of those are you going to use to get me to stop bitching?
I'm going to hazard a guess that most of the pics posted here are attempting to break the formatting of the page
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
Never accused you of being drunk. I imagine that your status as a social outcast is quite independent of your alleged fondness for alcohol.
I am the toasters' god. I give it life and take it away, at my whim. I tell it to do things, and it complies, or I obliterate it forever. It does nothing without my consent.
/auto-win script
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
lol... very funny.
Sadly, these two images have more meaning in them than the entire thread combined
(btw, nice image macro/motivational sage)
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
actually, i regret hounding you on that, because you were a lot more interesting before.
emphasis on more.
"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
--Hunter S. Thompson