Police: Naked man crashes truck into Dallas mall, tries on clothes, jailed on burglary charge

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Police: Naked man crashes truck into Dallas mall, tries on clothes, jailed on burglary charge


Police: Naked man crashes truck into Dallas mall, tries on clothes, jailed on burglary charge
DALLAS — Police say a naked man crashed a pickup truck into a Dallas mall, then drove over a few kiosks before stopping to try on clothes.

Dallas police were called to the Southwest Center Mall around 7:30 a.m. Friday. Officers say the man was apparently covered only in a blanket when he drove his truck through the glass entrance doors, then crashed through several kiosks before driving into a Champs Sporting Goods store.

Once inside the store, police say he left his blanket in the truck and started putting on clothes and a pair of Air Jordan shoes.

No one was injured.A police statement identifies the man as 35-year-old Arthur Walker of Dallas. He’s jailed without bond on a burglary charge. Dallas County Jail records list no attorney for him.Copyright 2012 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
 


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reminds me of the time...

I was flashed when I was 19.  This guy drove by slllooooowwwwwllllllyyyyyy....... He had on a turtleneck sweater.  As he sped up and turned a right corner very quickly, his driver side door got away from him and swung completely open.  He was naked from the waist down.  Very skinny guy with a hard on.  I about split my sides laughing.  He sped away.

This was in broad daylight on a public street near a university.  Dope.

This guy must have been on something - blind drunk, meth, something.

 

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