Paris Hilton is the queen of twatwaffles
Posted on: June 11, 2007 - 4:12pm
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Paris Hilton is the queen of twatwaffles
I couldn't even put this under news. I'm so sorry for even posting it but the title got my attention. I'm not normally interested in this sort of thing.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070611/people_nm/hilton_dc;_ylt=AiXfs9Isa2HUc.wOWga1fXfQbbUC
Blech, I think I threw up a little.
Oh yeah, and if I had a kid, there would be no way in hell that I'd send her to a Paris Hilton's Playhouse.
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We should take bets on how long her new attitude will last...
3 days after her release she'll be her regular old self.
I can't believe she's 'born again' in prison. It's not like she's serving a 15 year sentence, for crying loud.
It won't last at all.
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Glad to know that bim isn't an atheist.
It'll probably be a "Ted Haggard" conversion.
"God, forgive me. I promise I won't do (fill in "sin) again until the next time I want to"
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
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Perhaps she's smarter than we give her credit for. Her image is going down hill, and now she's invoking god, something that ring positive with the majority. Or maybe she has a smart agent that's telling her to say this.
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I didn't read the whole article. It made me feel sick.
Just as someone said she would in a topic awhile back, jail caused Paris Hilton to find god.
I think some lols are in order.
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Paris Hilton finds God? Oh, yes, having to spend 3 weeks in jail. Talk about a life changing experience. Yes, this is the thing that is going to put the drunken bitch on the straight 'n narrow. Yes, the girl who has people hired for the sole purpose of reading her mail is going to, er, what was it, grow up?
NOT!
Honestly, I cannot believe this is being portrayed as some sort of massive emotional trauma. Having to go three weeks without a pink cellphone does not consist cruel and unusal punishment. Most people, if caught with a DUI and a suspended license, would have their ass in jail for about 10 years.
What a stupid bitch.
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As always, right on the money. Isn't there some kid that's serving 5 or 7 years for getting a consensual blow job? While it would suck, spending 45 days in prison when you're kept away from general population and given drugs to calm you down isn't exactly earth shattering.
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Actually from the people they talked to she got a more severe sentence than usual for that.
Hilton, who said other inmates had been friendly, added that her skin was very dry because she was not allowed any moisturizer.
Boo fucking hoo. give me a break. And no, that god thing won't last AT ALL. She'll say that god told her to drink & drive. This kind of thing makes me lose all hope in mankind.
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Paris is lucky. When she leaves jail she will still have her millions, her cars, her expensive designer clothes, a refrigerator full of food, and a lovely home to call her own.
She bitches about not being able to have moisterizer, she bitches about only eating cereal. She is not worthy of any news report. She is a selfish, apathetic, uncompassionate, spoiled asshole, with absolutely no substance at all.
Paris will not learn from this, it is quite obvious that she hasn't reformed herself at all. If she actually was learning from this experience she would know not to bitch about her predicament, since she is the one that caused it in the first place.
It is so convenient that now she has found god. I bet when she leaves god will be the last thing on her mind.
She will continue to be just as irrelevant and useless as she was before.
Just like Brittany, Lindsey, and all the other celebrity pooptarts out there.
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I figured this conversion was only a matter of time as I recently saw a home video of hers where she screeches out "Oh my god, oh my god", over and over again.
It pains me that I have to watch nearly 24 hr. news coverage of someone who has achieved fame despite having not contributed a single thing of value to the planet. Is it any wonder that over half of Americans believe in creationism when they're fed this as news? We are doomed!
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I'm thinking one of the reasons so many Christians are in prison is they think it looks good to the parole board. Don't you think?
It's sickening that our current media considers crap like this "news." I personally think they focus on fluff to deflect attention away from the shrub administration. Someone suggested that recently (saw it on YouTube) and the "news lady" interviewing him asked him what he was smoking. Yeah, that's a really professional news media we have.
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I always knew Paris was stupid, and now that she's made it known she believes in God she's proven it.
Kid's name is Genarlow Wilson. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison for getting a blowjob from a high school sophomore (15) when he was a senior (17) during a party. The Georgia government actually changed the law because of this case to make the crime a misdemeanor instead of a felony, but the decision wasn't, for whatever reason, made retroactive and he had to serve under the old law. The crazy thing was if he had sex with the girl, it would have been a misdemeanor, but the blowjob was somehow worse (old southern religous morals I'm sure).
Just this week his sentence was voided and he'll be released pending appeals from the prosecution.
I saw a good thing Judge judy said (not that I normally think much of her.) The opposite of "dumb" is "smart", not "spiritual - there are plenty of dumb spiritual people!
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Yay!god showed her the way!Fuck that cunt,and the idocy she stands for.She,and her thought on anything mean nothing more than a pile of shit for popularity.She hasnt done a damned thing worthwile from ive seen for her life,other than give young girls "hope",and by hope i mean be a dumb whore,and everyone will idolize her.I wont make anymore(well unless it comes about) comments on her supreme idiocy,she should be totally irreveleant of everything,nothing but a spoiled bitch,let her server double the normal sentance if you ask me,she means nothing on morality,free thinking,dumb as a fucking pile of dung who gets by on being "cool".
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