What you may not understand about Faith!
Yes it is long, but it may give you some insight of why people have faith. I hope you read on with an open mind.
Subject: A Very Nice Conversation
if you are not into bible here's a nice conversation
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new Christian students to stand and.....
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof : So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof : Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof : Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof : My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then?
(Student is silent.)
Prof : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella.
Is God good?
Student : Yes.
Prof : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...God.. .
Prof : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.Correct?
Student : Yes.
Prof : So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof : Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof : So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof : Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe
the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof : Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No , sir.
Prof : Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof : Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof : According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,
science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof : Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat,
mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't
have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below
zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after
that.There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use
to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat
is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the
absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
darkness?
Prof : Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing
light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing
and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness
isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.
You argue there is life and then there is death, a good
God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as
something finite, something we can measure. Sir,science can't
even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has
never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death
as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death
cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of
life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach
your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof : If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's
brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain,
felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,
demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face
unfathomable. )
Prof : I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir.. The link between man & god is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
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That's stupid! We know brains exist, we have seen them! And brain scans can always be done. Cold is simply a very low ammount of heat, as darkness is a very low ammount of light - both of which can be measured. We have never seen any gods, nor can we scan or measure "god."
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What a dumb shit professor.
(Actually, I'm pretty sure this conversation is an invention of a theist somewhere. I've heard similar stories with different participants.)
Anyway, if this is true, it's a damn shame nobody ever explained to the professor the difference between the colloquial and religious definitions of faith. All that shit about heat and cold and brains is based on a concept called "reasonable expectation" which is a synonym for the colloqial "faith." Religious faith is belief without proof, or despite evidence to the contrary.
Hopefully someone in class was smarter than the professor and corrected this error after class.
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Did it ever occur to you that "faith" is nothing more than your subconcious attempting to replicate comfort and control? Just because something "feels" good doesn't make it real or good.
If I told you that my purple snarfwidget made me feel good, would you simply go, "Ok Brian, I believe you because you seem to be happy".
Pleanty of people have "faith" in other religions but that doesnt mean you believe in all those other gods does it? Of course not. You applied some logic to those other claims to reject them. We simply apply logic to your claim as well and that is why we dont buy your god claim or any god claim.
You have been indoctrinated into one of the many familys "warm fuzzy clubs". But we give you the same scrutany and criticism that we do all other claims just as you would be justified in saying, "Brian, that claim of purple snarfwidget makes no sense".
"It makes me feel good"
"Most people believe in deities"
"It is a tradition"
Are all excuses the believer uses to avoid examining the claims they make. You do it, Catholics do it, Mormons do it, Jews do it, Hindus do it and so do Muslims and Wiccans.
Our criticism here is not ment to force you by law not to believe. Merely a challenge to you to look introspectively into your own claims and ask yourself, "Is what I am claiming really true, or is it something I simply want to be true".
I know the above is hard for believers to face. But at a minimum it should teach them even if they dont deconvert, not to blindly believe everything their pastor, rabbi or Cleric sells them.
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don't you get it, we have no internal organs!!!11!!
and I don't exist as you can't see me.!!!1!11!!!!
Now if I remember Todangst had a rebutal to this.
Without a material brain, how could god have a mind ?
Ugh. I've seen these stupid little stories before, and they are almost undoubtedly made up by theists. The so-called atheist professor in these stories makes numerous mistakes about science and generally shows a theist's understanding of science.
The student was actually basically correct about there being no such thing as cold and darkness as scientific terminology. They are colloquial terms to describe low levels of heat and light energy compared to normal and are subjective and as such having little place in a scientific discussion. Alas, the analogy is shit because they have nothing to do with the supernatural and are easily measurable quantities by natural means. Plus the author might want to actually do two seconds of research on Google and get the right number for absolute zero, -459.67 F instead of 458 below zero, or show he knows a little about science and just say 0 kelvin or -273C or absolute zero. Fahrenheit and other non-metric measurements are rarely used in science.
He talks about absolute zero, something that's important when talking about the motion and kinetic energy of molecules and atoms, yet then attacks other principles for not being visible due to being at the atomic level. Electricity and magnetism can be measured through their effects, whether you can physically see a single electron moving or not. It's stupid to equate something beyond our direct observation, but easily measurable through technological means and known physical quantities, in the same category as proof of God.
Then we come to the typical misinformed and/or deceitful theistic arguments against evolution.
First of all, evolution can and has been observed directly in fast reproducing organisms. Second, just like with electricity and magnetism, there are indirect effects. There's mountains upon mountains of historical data in the fossil record and many, many other indisputably factors that all support evolution. How's this kid know Jesus existed? He never saw him. Stupid argument and lack of understanding of how paleantology and other history based sciences work.
Now the kid's just being a prick. Again, the prof's brain could easily be observed with CT scans, PET scans, or any of a number of other non-invasive medical procedures or even cracking his head open if you want to be picky, and the kid and everyone else should obviously realize that. The fact that every person who ever lived has had a brain makes it pretty likely that he does, too. My philosophy professor in college did a similar exercise by walking out of the room and asking us if we were sure still existed when he was gone. It's the basics of inductive reasoning and logic.
And the evil atheist professor gets torn to shreds by the good Christian student and God & faith are proven. Bzzzzt, wrong answer. This would have to be the world's worst professor for all of the above to happen. Typical Christian creationist propoganda nonsense.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
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Todangst has already refuted this here on these forums. Read below:
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This thread should be called, "What happens when an ignorant student meets an ignorant professor"
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Wasn't there a version in which the professor exclaims that he can't the student's brain, therefore it doesn't exist too?
I think so. There's another version which has been claimed FALSE by Snopes about the student being Albert Einstein but the story goes a little different.
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This is actually a fairly realistic scenario. The theist makes no attempt to explain god's apparent creation of evil, sickness and general malcontent and then proceeds to completly destroy the very definition of reasoning by rounding it up with blind faith. Too bad they didn't include the part where the professor tears that argument to pieces like a wet kleenex. It's so hard to write a good ending.
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Goddamn, that parody version from todangst is classic.
TODANGST I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES (I am male too but love will always find a way.)
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I've also debunked that here: http://www.rationalresponders.com/debunking_whitefoxs_website_the_bible_door
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LMAO! She's not dead...she's just restin'...pinin' for the fjords.
Seriously, I wonder if a decent logic class is offered at the community college? I'd love to learn more.
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Listen, I understand you are more intelligent then I, but what does that get you? You can spend your whole life disproving something you do not believe to exist, what if your wrong? Look, I am a Christian. I love the Lord and wish more people came to know Him. But, to each his own. If you don't believe in God, isn't that your prospective? You're not going to rid the world of religion, don't you see. Even if you did, as humans, we would find something else to bicker about. Look man, I love you even if you just think I am some uneducated degenerate. I love you, and your friend Sapient. You know, if you guys were around in the 1st century and you came across Jesus speaking to a crowd, you would have liked Him, and He would have liked you. I know that sounds funny but He came for people that did not know Him as you. I hope you do not misinterpret my reply, it is only meant as a peace offering. I want nothing more then peace between those whos' opinions differ, as ours. Maybe if we spent this energy in a more "rational" way you could really change things. Weather if, in my mind, you are leading folks away from the Lord, or in your mind, doing your part to end a cycle of religious tyranny. I don't understand why you do not know the Lord but all I can do is hope and pray you can one day know of His love and grace. Please do not pick apart what I am writing you now, for I am just a wo-man, as are you, and niether of us perfect. I guess that is what confuses me. Why do you all find it so important for God to be a "rational" idea? Does everything have to consist of reason? Why? Anyway, we are both so set in our ways, yeah you are; don't deny it, that you will continue with your cause and I will continue to pray for those who reject the Lord. Nothing but love for you anyway, even if we do disagree. Peace! Sam
When in doubt, go to Pascal's Wager...
(audible sigh)
Listen, I understand you are more intelligent then I, but what does that get you? You can spend your whole life disproving something you do not believe to exist, what if your wrong? Look, I am a Christian. I love the Lord and wish more people came to know Him. But, to each his own. If you don't believe in God, isn't that your prospective? You're not going to rid the world of religion, don't you see. Even if you did, as humans, we would find something else to bicker about. Look man, I love you even if you just think I am some uneducated degenerate. I love you, and your friend Rook. You know, if you guys were around in the 1st century and you came across Jesus speaking to a crowd, you would have liked Him, and He would have liked you. I know that sounds funny but He came for people that did not know Him as you. I hope you do not misinterpret my reply, it is only meant as a peace offering. I want nothing more then peace between those whos' opinions differ, as ours. Maybe if we spent this energy in a more "rational" way you could really change things. Weather if, in my mind, you are leading folks away from the Lord, or in your mind, doing your part to end a cycle of religious tyranny. I don't understand why you do not know the Lord but all I can do is hope and pray you can one day know of His love and grace. Please do not pick apart what I am writing you now, for I am just a wo-man, as are you, and niether of us perfect. I guess that is what confuses me. Why do you all find it so important for God to be a "rational" idea? Does everything have to consist of reason? Why? Anyway, we are both so set in our ways, yeah you are; don't deny it, that you will continue with your cause and I will continue to pray for those who reject the Lord. Nothing but love for you anyway, even if we do disagree. Peace! Sam
Sammy, most of us are ex-Christians. We know first-hand about the delusion of believing in god. We've been there and done that. So no, we are not set in our ways. Many of us had the courage to upend our whole world view because we came to realize that belief in god (and especially religion) was both illogical and harmful.
Even now I am in a constant search for the truth. I can name a number of ideas I've discarded for new ones simply because of lack of evidence. Yet I continue to be curious and possess an open mind. I constantly monitor my intellectual arrogance to make sure I continue to question and seek truth in all things. Yes, I can be arrogant. But being aware of my own failings is an important part of truth-seeking.
I forget which great thinker said, "Outrageous claims require outrageous proof." I could look it up, but I'm lazy because I'm fighting sinusitis. Anyway, the claim that a god exists is a pretty big claim and it requires proof. If someone were to provide actual proof--not based on personal experiences or apologetics or faith--I would believe in god. The problem is there simply is no proof for the existence of a god. The fact that people like you have to argue for him is the biggest proof of his non-existence I can think of. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent beings don't need mere mortals to argue for their existence.
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Oh well, then I guess the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. Sounds like we're both screwed if I'm wrong, eh?
Better yet... we would've actually had evidence for his existence! Yahoo!
I "knew" the lord as a Child, and then I grew up, you should try it.
My way is a pursuit of the truth. Give me proof of God, and I'll believe instantly. You're way seems to be one based on fear of hell with sprinkles of faith and dogmatism on top.
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She's not pinin', she's passed on. This woman is no more. She has ceased to be. She's expired and gone to meet her maker. This is a late woman. She's a stiff. Bereft of life, she rests in peace.
This is an ex-woman! ::
She fuckin' snuffed it!
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Sam, there's nothing wrong with being uninformed about a subject as long as you don't just accept your lack of knowledge and are still willing to learn. Even as a Christian you can and should study science to know how nature and reality work, all without necessarily stopping your belief in God if you really need that to get through the day. If your faith can't handle science showing that the bronze age creation myth passed down by nomads and written in your holy book isn't literally accurate and didn't happen exactly as written, maybe the problem isn't with science's explanation for how the universe, earth, and the diversity of life did come to be.
Why do we expect God to be a rational idea? Well, let's see.
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Shouldn't you expect God to be a rational idea? If God was as important to me as he is to you, I would demand him to be a rational idea. Otherwise, you're worshipping something utterly without meaning.
"Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
- Eric Idle, from The Galaxy Song
Ok, I haven't read all the posts on this thread, but I would like to comment.
This is not the first time I've heard this story. I heard it first when I was, I dunno, about 14 or so, sitting in Sunday class. The teacher told the story and I was paying close attention and all seemed fine until the part where the student starts talking about darkness being the absence of light and evil being the absence of good. After that part my attention strayed and I couldn't stop thinking about how that made no sense. "If evil is the absence of good," I thought, "then everything that isn't good is evil." If I just sit quietly and do nothing else, then by that logic I am doing an evil thing. But doing nothing is not evil, nor is it good.
I heard this analogy several times after that in church. Never has it made sense to me. Yet, many people accept it without question and say it is a great story and a great analogy. I mean, it must be, right? The student proved the professor wrong, didn't he? Rarely do they really think about it. "This is a good thing and proves God exists," the pastor says, and the faithful follower immediately agrees and gives it not a moment's thought.
I have seen the second part of the student's argument in many forms; though, I don't know that I have ever heard it in the same story as the light and dark. The writer tries to show that everyone has faith in something, whether it is science or God. The problem here is that we have evidence, and if there were any doubt that the professor had a brain, it could be proven. However, even though there is great doubt that God exists, it cannot be proven.
If the professor in this story actually existed (he doesn’t) he should be fired. How can such a stupid person ever hope to teach others if he is so easily stumped by such an obviously flawed concept? No, this story was invented by a theist, who chose to use the Christian student and atheist professor to illustrate his poor argument. I held it in low esteem when I was a Christian and I hold it even lower now.
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So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
- Eric Idle, from The Galaxy Song