Calling out St Michael, CUT TO THE CHASE DEBATE!
St Michael I challenge you to focus. I challenge you to cut the crap and defend the two most imortant claims in your holy book.
I dont think you have the ability to focus. Like most theists it is a dodge to distract from hocus pocus.
NOW WITHOUT DODGING CAN YOU DO THE FOLLOWING?
1. Define and demonstrate the reproductive material of a "spirit" and explain how a "spirit" can knock up a girl? Mind you "God did it" is not going to wash here at all.
2. Demonstrate how human flesh can reconstitute itself after brain death, celular death and rigor mortis?
THOSE ARE THE ONLY TO ISSUES TO BE ADRESSED IN THIS CHALLENGE! So stick to the subject!
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Guess what? I'm not going to argue this with you. Know why? You obviously lack reading comprehension skills.
WOW - You have to be the most immoderate moderator I have met yet.
And I love the performative contradiction - You say that you are not going to argue with me and then proceed to dissertate at length! I also get a kick out of how you run behind the apron strings of Wikipedia, but since you have apparently checked Wiki out please see the subsection titled Ad Hominem abusive / ad personam (it's the one that talks about belittling or insulting one's opponent - strange that you didn't cut and paste that one - also, notice that I am using this argument strategy above).
Want to know why that's not ad-hominem?
I have proof.
Check this out... Brian's own words:
Quote:St Michael I challenge you to focus. I challenge you to cut the crap and defend the two most imortant claims in your holy book.
I dont think you have the ability to focus. Like most theists it is a dodge to distract from hocus pocus.
Do you see a "Therefore" in here? There isn't one.
Do you know what an enthymeme is? Are you aware of the fact that most logical arguments proceed without stating all of the "therefores" and "whereas" clauses? What matters is what is implicit in a given communicative context. If you don't get conversational implicature, I am afraid I won't be able to explain it to you here.
Brian's statements:
1) Brian suspects StM doesn't have the ability to focus.
2) Brian asserts that most theists use a lack of focus to dodge questions.
Did you see anywhere the conclusion that because StM and Theists don't focus, they are wrong? No. Because it's not there. The implied conclusion is that they are wrong AND they don't focus. This is not ad hominem.
Just so you can't say I quoted out of context, here's the rest of Brian's quote:
Quote:NOW WITHOUT DODGING CAN YOU DO THE FOLLOWING?
1. Define and demonstrate the reproductive material of a "spirit" and explain how a "spirit" can knock up a girl? Mind you "God did it" is not going to wash here at all.
2. Demonstrate how human flesh can reconstitute itself after brain death, celular death and rigor mortis?
THOSE ARE THE ONLY TO ISSUES TO BE ADRESSED IN THIS CHALLENGE! So stick to the subject!
See the word, "Therefore?" It's not there.
All that's here is two questions, and an admonishion to avoid dodging the questions. Nothing about dodging questions causing StM to be wrong.
From Wikipedia:
An ad hominem argument, also known as argumentum ad hominem (Latin: "argument to the person", "argument against the man" consists of replying to an argument by attacking or appealing to the person making the argument, rather than by addressing the substance of the argument. It is most commonly used to refer specifically to the ad hominem abusive, or argumentum ad personam, which consists of criticizing or personally attacking an argument's proponent in an attempt to discredit that argument.
Other common subtypes of the ad hominem include the ad hominem circumstantial, or ad hominem circumstantiae, an attack which is directed at the circumstances or situation of the arguer; and the ad hominem tu quoque, which objects to an argument by characterizing the arguer as being guilty of the same thing that he is arguing against.
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Brian is not replying to an argument, so right out of the gate, this cannot be true ad hominem.
You don't have to be responding to an argument to make an ad hominem attack. But I like how you are backpeddling here though. You now say it cannot be a "true" ad hominem attack. Are you willing grant that it is an ad hominem-like attack?
Brian has asked two questions, and speculated that StM cannot stick to a subject. This does not fall under the definition of ad hominem.
Now, here's why my statement about you is not ad hominem...
I submit that you do not have good reading comprehension skills. Here is my proof. Your own words:
Quote:Let's take a look at some choice comments:
"I dont think you have the ability to focus. Like most theists it is a dodge to distract from hocus pocu
StM claims X
StM does not have the ability to focus
StM uses "hocus pocus" to distract
Therefore, StM's claim is wrong
Aha! You have read Brian's post, and yet, you did not comprehend that nowhere is there a statement that StM is wrong BECAUSE he can't focus. You proved your mistake by putting it in print.
So enough about the ad hominem, already. You're wrong. Admit it and we'll think more highly of you and possible take your arguments a little more seriously.
Even if I granted your panicky and meanspirited little tirade (which I don't) it is a perfect illustration of why I find this website so amusing. I have read only a few posts by StM, but he appears to be patient and polite. I find this site comforting because it lets me know that when theism finally passes away humanity will still be intolerant, hateful, and cruel. If you don't believe in God, that's fine. What I don't get is why, if you are so happy about being an atheist, that you have to go on a website that agonistically defines itself in terms of that which it purports to transcend.
Of course I am being impatient. Why the hell should anyone accept a fairy tale when all they asked for was an explination?
If St Micheal wants to explain the world by Gostbuster orgies and Mel Gibson movie Cliche's I cant stop him.
But if you expect me to be polite when someone is trying to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge because they claim Harry Potter made it, I am sorry. Why should I lie to myself or anyone else when bunk is bunk?
For the same reason you'd rightly reject my claim of farting a Lamborginni out of my ass, I'd hope you'd also rightly reject Apollo pulling the sun across the sky with a chairot, I'd also hope you'd reject Allah and 72 virgins as well as Superman flying.
Just because someone likes a claim, and people have believed the claim for years and generations and centuries doesnt make it true.
So forgive me if I am impatient for not wanting a great species to continue to cling to Santa when it is clear the species doesnt need it.
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Wow, rage coupled with ad hominem attacks. Nice. The answer, of course, is that God did it. God, not being a material human agent, but the supreme being, has more latitude in these matters than we do. If God were simply "a spirit" (as in "immatarial spirit" ) then there would be a problem in terms of interfacing with the material world. Don't think of God as a mere ghost, but an entity with power over all creation, and it is really quite simple.
Hi Yarn,
I see some indignation focused at one who dodges questions while claiming he answers them but no ad hom.
Do you have any evidence for the rest of your post? It seems like you're saying, "It's all simple as long as you believe in magic."
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Ad hominem takes the following form:
A claims X.
A has the quality Y, which is a bad quality.
Therefore, X is false.
Brian's statement takes the following form:
StM claims X.
StM dodges Y, which refutes X.
Therefore, StM, please stop dodging and answer the questions.
How is this ad hominem, please?
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ad hominem translates as "against the man"
Let's take a look at some choice comments:
"I dont think you have the ability to focus. Like most theists it is a dodge to distract from hocus pocu
StM claims X
StM does not have the ability to focus
StM uses "hocus pocus" to distract
Therefore, StM's claim is wrong
In this case, our interlocutor taunts StM to respond adequately by arguing that StM lacks the capacity to respond adequately. Not only an ad hom, but the respondent demands a contradiction - a rock bigger than StM can lift.
Cheers.
If I claimed I had a 50 foot penis and truely bleiveed it was real and you challenged me to "prove it" and all I did was dodge with psuedo science and metaphore, how the fuck is that ad homin?
I am calling a duck a duck and he cannot in any way prove his magical claims. I dont call that ad homin, I call that reality.
Now, your problem is that you are not used to the blunt questions and challenges. This is not an attack on him. This is facing him with an absurd claim.
If I claimed that I could fart a Lamborginni out of my ass how would that be an ad homin if you said, "Bullshit"?
You'd be right, in saying "bullshit" if I really claimed and really believed that I could do that.
Girls dont get knocked up by invisible beings and dead fleash doesnt get up after three days of death. That is not an ad homin. That is merely me telling him he believes in a lie he as bought.
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Guess what? I'm not going to argue this with you. Know why? You obviously lack reading comprehension skills.
Want to know why that's not ad-hominem?
I have proof.
Check this out... Brian's own words:
Do you see a "Therefore" in here? There isn't one. Brian's statements:
1) Brian suspects StM doesn't have the ability to focus.
2) Brian asserts that most theists use a lack of focus to dodge questions.
Did you see anywhere the conclusion that because StM and Theists don't focus, they are wrong? No. Because it's not there. The implied conclusion is that they are wrong AND they don't focus. This is not ad hominem.
Just so you can't say I quoted out of context, here's the rest of Brian's quote:
See the word, "Therefore?" It's not there.
All that's here is two questions, and an admonishion to avoid dodging the questions. Nothing about dodging questions causing StM to be wrong.
From Wikipedia:
An ad hominem argument, also known as argumentum ad hominem (Latin: "argument to the person", "argument against the man" consists of replying to an argument by attacking or appealing to the person making the argument, rather than by addressing the substance of the argument. It is most commonly used to refer specifically to the ad hominem abusive, or argumentum ad personam, which consists of criticizing or personally attacking an argument's proponent in an attempt to discredit that argument.
Other common subtypes of the ad hominem include the ad hominem circumstantial, or ad hominem circumstantiae, an attack which is directed at the circumstances or situation of the arguer; and the ad hominem tu quoque, which objects to an argument by characterizing the arguer as being guilty of the same thing that he is arguing against.
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Brian is not replying to an argument, so right out of the gate, this cannot be true ad hominem.
Brian has asked two questions, and speculated that StM cannot stick to a subject. This does not fall under the definition of ad hominem.
Now, here's why my statement about you is not ad hominem...
I submit that you do not have good reading comprehension skills. Here is my proof. Your own words:
Aha! You have read Brian's post, and yet, you did not comprehend that nowhere is there a statement that StM is wrong BECAUSE he can't focus. You proved your mistake by putting it in print.
So enough about the ad hominem, already. You're wrong. Admit it and we'll think more highly of you and possible take your arguments a little more seriously.
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I don't understand why you are so angry at me in the first place. If I have dodged your questions in the past and not answered them as directly as possible, you ought to point it out instead of merely accusing me of ducking your questions.
However, in this context, I will be happy to answer your questions. But, first, I want to make a bit of a caveat. These claims that you address, namely the virgin birth and the resurrection of the dead, are not things that can be established with certainty as having occurred. I would argue that belief in them is rational, which I intend to do, showing that there is no inherent contradiction in the statements themselves, but I cannot prove them with argument from naturally known principles. They can only be established as having actually occurred by faith. Belief in these articles is, however, not irrational.
Two claims were made, namely:
"God did it" is not a real answer if that is where you stop. But it is if we look at the nature of God. He is an immaterial being in Himself, but He is likewise the cause of all existent things, from angels to rocks. By His will, He causes things to exist. If He created the world, including your own reproductive material, He can fertilize an egg in the Blessed Virgin's womb in a special act of creation.
Further, we are not merely talking about rigor mortis and cellular death. We are talking about total and utter decay and decomposition. Apart from Christ's Resurrection after three days, God will resurrect every man, woman, and child who ever lived in the general resurrection that my religion professes.
How is this possible? Again, it is not stretching that if God created the world and human beings in the first place to see how He would easily have the power to create new bodies from nothing and reunite them with our souls. He has already done something very much like this before.
I can answer more to clarify if necessary (which I suppose will be necessary).
Yours In Christ, Eternal Wisdom,
StMichael
Psalm 50(1):8. For behold thou hast loved truth: the uncertain and hidden things of thy wisdom thou hast made manifest to me.
Who said I was angrey at you personally? I am angrey at people continuing to pass of fiction as fact.
No shit Sherlock, of course they cannot be confermed anymore than I can conferm farting a Lamborgini out of my ass.
If he could easly reconstitute a body then it should be nothing for him to make a Lamborginni come out of my ass? Right? God can do anything? Or is it only that he can do what wont distroy the illusion of bullshit you have baught in your brain?
Claiming that claimed being can do anything is not the same as proving how it happened or even that claimed being exists in the first place. All you have done is made a claim.
"My deity said I could fart a Lamborginni out of my ass" So it must be true. Right?
Just the same as you claim that he knocked up a girl? Or could it be that it is merely something you like to claim ?
"Cavet" I cant prove I can fart a Lamborginni out of my ass, I just like to believe I can, so by proxy that I have claimed it, and that we know Lamborginni's exist, farting one in my snarfwigits name is possible because this computer exists and because this message exists I am proving to you that my snarfwidgit will make me fart a lamborginni out of my ass?
I claimed it so it must be true.
No ST Micheal, I am NOT angrey at you. Just tired of people playing capture the flag over goverments and the globe based on Micky Mouse vs Lex Luthor.
You may like what you believe, and I am sure you truely believe it. But you have no more evidence of a virgin birth or resurection than I would if I claimed I could fart a Lamborginni out of my ass.
I would not expect you to buy claims of Muslims 72 virgins or milk and wine heavens anymore than I would claims of multiple armed deities.
I hate to burst your bubble, but no god, or gost or boogieman or even Micky mouse got a girl pregnant so that they could save your life anymore than a magical tampon saved me from worshiping vampires.
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These are articles of faith, but they are not irrational. They are rational because the source from which we believe such things are themselves trustworthy. Namely, Christ and His Church came displaying manifest miracles to prove that they were truly from God. It is on God's authority as revealing that we understand that these things happened. There exists, however, no logical contradiction in the nature of the event itself.
God would not make a Lamborghini come out of your butt for the reason that that is not how He works. Further, I would maintain there is some sort of contradiction (as your butt is not nearly large enough, presumably?, to contain a Lamborghini of its ordinary and considerable size; if a toy one fell out of your butt, I would just conclude that you were doing something you shouldn't have been doing). Two other considerations (one I mentioned earlier): First, we have no reason for thinking that God did do such a thing, as the only reason we would have would be His revelation. Second, He might be able to make any number of events happen, but He does not for a number of reasons apart from revelation. God acts on things naturally, and does violence to no thing. So, for example, miracles are not totally arbitrary events. This would indicate a sort of chaos in the universe. But God does not act in a chaotic fashion. Miracles are clearly supernatural in origin, but ordered according to God's wisdom in conformity with the natural order He likewise established. So, He would not make cars fly out of your butt (and I'm not sure what that would prove either; miracles are to confirm His messages, not to play with) because this would be contrary to the ordinary course of nature, but He would make water into wine. This is an event that ordinarily happens in a natural manner (vines take up water and make grapes, which makes wine, ect.), but in this case of miraculous working, it happens in an utterly supernatural manner (instantly and without any means other than God's power). In a certain sense, there is always a sort of internal consistency in God's miracles, as God is Eternal Wisdom.
Yours In Christ, Eternal Wisdom,
StMichael
Psalm 50(1):8. For behold thou hast loved truth: the uncertain and hidden things of thy wisdom thou hast made manifest to me.
This is too easy.
GOD:
CALL CNN GOD DOESNT DO PARLOR TRICKS EVEN THOUGH HE COULD.
Sounds like a wimp to me. No wait. Sounds like you are the wimp who cant face that your claims are absurd and that bearded men in the sky dont exist and you merely like the myth you have been sold.
NOW:
SHOW ME THE DEFINITION OF "SPIRIT" AND HOW A "SPIRIT" PROVIDED HALF THE DNA OF A HUMAN?
You cant, any more than I could prove that because I purchaced a pint of Pensoil at a Mobil Gas station that blue garefnargutst helped cure my crabs.
"God did it" might as well mean "My garden hose got my cat pregnant"
Or "My shoe horn touched my dead aunt and turned her into Mel Gibson in recarnate"
PROVE IT, you cant because you have nothing!
Show me the mechinisms of a "spirit" and how exactly does a "spirit" knock up a girl?
Exactly how magically does a brian survive rigor mortis?
DIDNT HAPPEN AND YOU KNOW IT, you just want a super hero and will do anything mentally to protect the fiction you have been indocrtinated in.
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St Micheal, here is what I am demonstrating in "absurdity" and please mind you it would go for any theistic claim, not just your claim:
EXAMPLE:
A guy walks up to me and says, "Hey Brian, if you kiss the gold ring on my finger, Heidi Klum will give you a blow job".
I say, " Ok" and I do it, but nothing happens?
"Where is she" I ask.
"She will do it when you truely believe and may do it when you cant feel it, or when you dont expect it, and she may not take on the forum you expect"
So ST Micheal, your claims of virgin births or dead rising might as well be claims of George Jetson inventing a time machine or Bryant Gumble instantaniously turning into Pamela Anderson.
Why? Because if it sounds absurd it is. If it is absurd to get a blow job from Heidi Klum by kissing a ring it is just as absurd that a spirit knocked up a girl so you could get to the eternal "Weel of Fortune" final round.
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It is not absurd. It is absurd to believe these latter things because they have no evidence at all indicating that these will probably happen. We however have probable evidence, namely miracles, which support the Revelation we believe in, such as the perpetual virginity of Our Lady, or the Trinity, or anything else like this. We could clearly test these other things, and we have no evidence that such would be the case. It is faith, but reasonable faith in these articles based on the demonstrated authority of the one revealing.
Yours In Christ, Eternal Wisdom,
StMichael
Psalm 50(1):8. For behold thou hast loved truth: the uncertain and hidden things of thy wisdom thou hast made manifest to me.
Prove it!
I cant get a magical blow job from Heidi Klum? Why not?
BECAUS IT IS ABSURD!
DUH DUMBASS! OF COURSE IT IS ABSURD, JUST AS ABSURD AS YOUR CLAIMS!
I dont care if you claimed that George Bush or Sean Hanity claimed to have the sperm of God.
Your claim is as absurd as if Ohmar claimed to have the finger prints of Allah.
And just as absurd as if Joe Leiberman claimed to have a colonostomy exam of Yahywey.
You have it on good athority?
NO, you have it on a tradition passed down to you that you baught as "good athority".
You might as well believe that I can fart Lamborginnis out of my ass just as you find it absurd that Allah will give Muslims 72 virgins.
Shout your myth from the rooftops all you wish St Micheal, it is not and never will be "good athority".
It is just a claim that you bought and you like, nothing more.
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Guess what? I'm not going to argue this with you. Know why? You obviously lack reading comprehension skills.
WOW - You have to be the most immoderate moderator I have met yet.
And I love the performative contradiction - You say that you are not going to argue with me and then proceed to dissertate at length! I also get a kick out of how you run behind the apron strings of Wikipedia, but since you have apparently checked Wiki out please see the subsection titled Ad Hominem abusive / ad personam (it's the one that talks about belittling or insulting one's opponent - strange that you didn't cut and paste that one - also, notice that I am using this argument strategy above).
Want to know why that's not ad-hominem?
I have proof.
Check this out... Brian's own words:
Do you see a "Therefore" in here? There isn't one.
Do you know what an enthymeme is? Are you aware of the fact that most logical arguments proceed without stating all of the "therefores" and "whereas" clauses? What matters is what is implicit in a given communicative context. If you don't get conversational implicature, I am afraid I won't be able to explain it to you here.
Brian's statements:
1) Brian suspects StM doesn't have the ability to focus.
2) Brian asserts that most theists use a lack of focus to dodge questions.
Did you see anywhere the conclusion that because StM and Theists don't focus, they are wrong? No. Because it's not there. The implied conclusion is that they are wrong AND they don't focus. This is not ad hominem.
Just so you can't say I quoted out of context, here's the rest of Brian's quote:
See the word, "Therefore?" It's not there.
All that's here is two questions, and an admonishion to avoid dodging the questions. Nothing about dodging questions causing StM to be wrong.
From Wikipedia:
An ad hominem argument, also known as argumentum ad hominem (Latin: "argument to the person", "argument against the man" consists of replying to an argument by attacking or appealing to the person making the argument, rather than by addressing the substance of the argument. It is most commonly used to refer specifically to the ad hominem abusive, or argumentum ad personam, which consists of criticizing or personally attacking an argument's proponent in an attempt to discredit that argument.
Other common subtypes of the ad hominem include the ad hominem circumstantial, or ad hominem circumstantiae, an attack which is directed at the circumstances or situation of the arguer; and the ad hominem tu quoque, which objects to an argument by characterizing the arguer as being guilty of the same thing that he is arguing against.
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Brian is not replying to an argument, so right out of the gate, this cannot be true ad hominem.
You don't have to be responding to an argument to make an ad hominem attack. But I like how you are backpeddling here though. You now say it cannot be a "true" ad hominem attack. Are you willing grant that it is an ad hominem-like attack?
Brian has asked two questions, and speculated that StM cannot stick to a subject. This does not fall under the definition of ad hominem.
Now, here's why my statement about you is not ad hominem...
I submit that you do not have good reading comprehension skills. Here is my proof. Your own words:
Aha! You have read Brian's post, and yet, you did not comprehend that nowhere is there a statement that StM is wrong BECAUSE he can't focus. You proved your mistake by putting it in print.
So enough about the ad hominem, already. You're wrong. Admit it and we'll think more highly of you and possible take your arguments a little more seriously.
Even if I granted your panicky and meanspirited little tirade (which I don't) it is a perfect illustration of why I find this website so amusing. I have read only a few posts by StM, but he appears to be patient and polite. I find this site comforting because it lets me know that when theism finally passes away humanity will still be intolerant, hateful, and cruel. If you don't believe in God, that's fine. What I don't get is why, if you are so happy about being an atheist, that you have to go on a website that agonistically defines itself in terms of that which it purports to transcend.