The crime of masturbation.
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When I read about stuff like this it makes so angry I want to scream. They gave a prisoner an extra 60 days for jerking off in his cell. Give me a break.
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It's shit like this that sends me into a tirade of obsenity, and usually ends up with me having to go to the chiropractor to get the stress kinks out of my back.
Ugh. I don't know what to say.
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Yea i do the same thing, i think i do it to much. I rant (with and without obsenties) quite often. My boss now trys to actively discourage any topic that might get me up in the air, even though its perfectly fine to have dicussions at work sometimes since we aren't doing anything else anyway.
Let's see..... two times a day, sometimes three (especially with a lot of extra idle time on my hands... pun intended) , times sixty extra days.....
3*60 ad infinium
I would be imprisoned for infinity.
LOL!! I wonder if the punishment would be harsher for women.
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I wasn't going to go there. I'm glad someone has less tact than me.
You're all lucky I didn't tell you about how the doctor told me to pull off as many as possible after I got my snip-job. How it was a good idea to get any living mini-hambydammits out of the old tubes before attempting the horizontal mambo.
Hmm... I guess you know now.
So much for tact.
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Actually this is a logical progression. Outlaw dog fighting, then cock fighting, then chicken choaking.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca
Wow! That's a whole lot of corn shucking!
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That was an estimate based on the idle time I would have sitting in a cell.
OH! OK!
I was trying to figure out why you would *have* to beat off three times daily...
Are you sure you really want to know that? lol.
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That's really fucked up. Hopefully it can get thrown out on appeal.
If they took this to court wouldn't it be one person's word against anothers?
I mean can you imagine
Can you describe the Penis? Which method of masturbation was he using? How long did it take for the defendant to finish?
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My dearest Pariah, how am I not surprised that this particular issue would grab your attention? According to Fr. Guido Sarducci (of SNL fame), a round of masturbation costs 23 cents in heavenly money. That seems lot cheaper than the jail time.
On the other hand, or should I say in the other hand, was he doing it on visiting day or something? Maybe he was playing Silence of the Lambs with his byproduct.
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I would just like to point out that he wasn't charged for masturbating per se, he was charged with indecent exposure.
From the Miami Herald (7/26/07):
From the South Florida Sun-Sentinel (7/26/07)
If you think laws against indecent exposure are wrong, that's one thing, but don't make this case out to be something that it's not.
I wasn't aware of this second article. It depends on what you think indecent exposure is. While I'm certainly against someone running around with their genitals exposed, I believe some states are trying to ban baggy pants under indecent exposure, which I find ridiculous.
If the inmate was being as blatant and seemingly obvious as she says, that's one thing.
I find it interesting that she has charged 7 other inmates of this as well. That seems a bit odd to me.
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So how long are they going to extend Kent Hovind's sentence when a prison guard sees him indecently exposed while bent over receiving from his cell mate?
HAHA! I wondered the same thing but assumed he would be tossing the guy's salad.
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60 days each time. Which is roughly 60 Canadian days, the way the exchange rate is going.
Also, my avatar pic somewhat related to this quote.
Good night, funny man, and thanks for the laughter.