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Holy Pancakes, Batman!
Posted on: November 13, 2007 - 6:02pm
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Holy Pancakes, Batman!
Holy Pancake Auctioned On eBay http://www.wpbf.com/news/14584199/detail.html Ok, I'm tired of hearing all the food related images of Jesus or Mary being sold on ebay. I believe some of these things are going for quite a bit of money. "I am an atheist, thank God." -Oriana Fallaci
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Mmmm pancake.
I like mine with blueberry, not jesus.
Edit:
Did you see the jesus? I couldnt see the jesus...It looked more like a 2 horned beast to me.
"Everyone knows that God drives a Plymouth: "And He drove Adam And Eve from the Garden of Eden in His Fury."
And that Moses liked British cars: "The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the hills."
On the other hand, Jesus humbly drove a Honda but didn't brag about it, because in his own words: "I did not speak of my own Accord." "
This is a message from god to clean up your acts people! What you are witnessing here is the awesome power of god! Wanted to be a sinner? He will fuck with your breakfast!
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The bidding of the holy pancake as of this message is at 61 dollars, that is so so sad.
However that being said, I have an auction to put up myself.
The Item: Pancake with image of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Bidding starts at $1, go for it peeps!
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: Liberty is about protecting the right of others to disagree with you.
Anyone want a pancake and a schmoke? How about a waffle and a cigar? A blintz and a pipe?
Seriously though a parody of these might sell as an auction. Or at least get a laugh or two. How 'bout a panini sandwich with the flying spaghetti monster toasted into it?
A better idea might be something completely unrelated to religion like Alf from the TV show, but still describe it like a true miracle how a religious nutbag would. That would make Digg, Fark and the other internet "news" sites for sure.
"They always say the same thing; 'But evolution is only a theory!!' Which is true, I guess, and it's good they say that I think, it gives you hope that they feel the same about the theory of Gravity and they might just float the f**k away."
It looks vaguely like two people. Why do two people shapes on a pancake automatically equal Mary and Jesus?
Haha, anyone ever seen the "Bullshit!" episode on miracles? This lady thought that some imperfections on her wooden door looked like eyes, hence Jesus eyes. She actually cried. She'd probably shit herself if she saw your dresser, Watcher.
The Holy Pancake is up to $78 now...
Whoops, up to $81 now after just a few minutes. I'm watching this thing in "My Ebay" profile so I can see what happened at the end.
$89!!!!!
$275.02!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*jaw drops*
It...keeps...going...up.
"I am an atheist, thank God." -Oriana Fallaci
Why spend money on charity when you can show your faith, not through works, but through merchandise.
I'd like to think this is how xianity will end.
This is a perfect example of how pathetic people can be, I live in San Antonio and people claim to see the Virgin mary in everything. I have met people who are so convinced of these "Appearances that they get mad when you laugh at them" I say to them, If Jesus is real, doesn't he have more important things to do than appear on pancakes?
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Clearly that's the Flying Spaghetti Monster! See his two eyes at the top and His Noodley Appendage held upward on the right side? Clearly a sign from our pasta lord!
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I see what your up to. It isnt going to work.
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And like god, like believers.
Why do something useful when you can be flashy.
To most people of this nature, Jesus is an extention of thier own self.
The Holy Pancake has finished, final bid is:
The Pancake with the Invisible Pink Unicorn is still up for bids within this forum! No bids yet!
: Freedom - The opportunity to have responsibility.
: Liberty is about protecting the right of others to disagree with you.
Screw my current job, I'm going into business making Jesus pancakes. Do you think I could get more if the image was of him on a cross with a little bit of pomegranate juice to be the blood?
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If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Screw my current job, I'm going into business making Jesus pancakes. Do you think I could get more if the image was of him on a cross with a little bit of pomegranate juice to be the blood?
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If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Screw my current job, I'm going into business making Jesus pancakes. Do you think I could get more if the image was of him on a cross with a little bit of pomegranate juice to be the blood?
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
^^ Holy triple post!
I've thought about scamming people like that before. But I suppose that would make me just as bad as them hu?
"It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
I would never endorse such a thing, because it's deceptive, manipulative, and down right nasty, but if somebody were to sell a "genuine" Jesus pancake on ebay and donate the money to RRS, I would laugh.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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'At first she thought of simply mentioning that she'd rather have corn flakes, then an idea occurred to her; a scathingly brilliant idea.'
Susan
The more I think about it, Sam Harris would have a field day with this. It is so incredibly taboo to challenge any religious belief that ebay won't pull the auction for fear of alienating the credulous! Put up an obvious fake of any kind that doesn't pertain to a superstiscious belief, and watch what happens. If they allow credulous bidders to be taken like this, they can continue to profit from them. That's all they need to know.
A couple of years ago I saw what had to be the most audacious auction of all time. It was an old electronic panel (an electronic hobby piece from radio shack?) with all kinds of mystic crystals, and odd nick-knacks attached to dials and levers. It had an incredibly ellaborate description full of the most rediculous california new-age superstiscious crap I've ever heard in my life. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. For only $600 or so you could have 'dialed in' your aura for prosperity, love, health, wealth and well-being! And all of you missed your chance. What a shame.
"They always say the same thing; 'But evolution is only a theory!!' Which is true, I guess, and it's good they say that I think, it gives you hope that they feel the same about the theory of Gravity and they might just float the f**k away."
That's your problem Hamby, always letting morality get in the way of a good profit. Haven't you heard that us atheists are not supposed to have morals?
I know a guy in Alaska that sells laminated moose shit. He sticks a rubber tail, some ears and whiskers on it and sells it to stupid tourists. How much do you think he could get if there was an impression of Jesus in it?
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Jesus is everywhere!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VBcbwuTSfrA
No kidding.
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around selling laminated moose shit. Don't make me stretch to laminated Jesus moose shit.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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Don't worry, it's totally moral to sell laminated moose shit to tourists. Tourists don't technically count as people, and recent experiments show that they are actually a variety of loud, motile rocks.
Götter sind für Arten, die sich selbst verraten -- in den Glauben flüchten um sich hinzurichten. Menschen brauchen Götter um sich zu verletzen, um sich zu vernichten -- das sind wir.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(snort)
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
http://hambydammit.wordpress.com/
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