What are the best 5 questions to ask God if he appeared to you?
Posted on: March 8, 2007 - 10:21pm
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What are the best 5 questions to ask God if he appeared to you?
What are the best 5 questions to ask God if he appeared to you?
Here's mine:
1. Why does TERRIBLE suffering of humans exist if you are all-good?
2. What do people do in heaven all day, and what does one do with eternity?
3. What were you doing for the infinite time period before you created theuniverse?
4. Will the universe end, and if it does, then what?
5. Why exist?
REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.
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Couldn't you have made things a bit clearer?
Why is it so important to you that people believe in you?
What percentage of people actually make it into heaven?
Why did you waste all that matter and energy to create an entire universe when we take up such a small part? Wouldn't it have been easier to just make the solar system?
Can I have my Grandpa back?
Then I'd kick him in the knee and steal his wallet.
Why can't you set all the other relgions straight??
Do you ever have sex?
Have you talked to Elvis Lately?
Who do you believe in?
How come you let George be President?
"Those who think they know don't know. Those that know they don't know, know."
Just one:
Where would you like to serve your prison sentence?
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1. Why are you so enigmatic?
2. Do you actually care if people worship you?
3. Why are your followers so fucking stupid?
4. What is the meaning of life?
5. Don't you have anything better to do?
"Physical reality” isn’t some arbitrary demarcation. It is defined in terms of what we can systematically investigate, directly or not, by means of our senses. It is preposterous to assert that the process of systematic scientific reasoning arbitrarily excludes “non-physical explanations” because the very notion of “non-physical explanation” is contradictory.
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Touche, Josh. Touche.
That is indeed the best question.
REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_absurdum
I can only think of one:
Seriously, dude, what the fuck?
This is rather easy.
Why?
How?
What?
When?
Where?
Who would be already answered at this point.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Why give us minds that can question if we are not to do so?
If you are truely the only god, creator of everything, why did you create the devil?
Why can't you just make satan dissapear?
What are you so angry about?
Why do you feel such the need that people like you?
We see the world as abstractions our minds create based on the tiny sliver of reality our bodies can detect. You create your own reality. The question is, how real is it?
If you are truely the only god and creator of everything, why did you create satan?
Why can't you just make satan vanish?
Why did you give us minds that can question when we are not suposed to?
What are you so angry about?
Why do you feel such the need that everybody like you?
We see the world as abstractions our minds create based on the tiny sliver of reality our bodies can detect. You create your own reality. The question is, how real is it?
qft
If you don't like foreskins, why did you make man with them?
My dear sheep I will answer all of your questions asap, I wild send one of my staff members soon. I promise he will be more skilled than the previous one, that bullshit with miracles wasn't really helping now was it.
Oh and please ask questions on this board from now on, those praying bitches keep spamming my lines, my connection keeps lagging while I'm playing Civilization Mega-Deluxe edition (tm).
Yes, yes...
Good questions people.
It reminds me to ask if people here watch Mr. Deity or not. I love it, and would highly recommend watching all of them on youtube or anywhere else you can find it.
Shaun
I'll fight for a person's right to speak so long as that person will, in return, fight to allow me to challenge their opinions and ridicule them as the content of their ideas merit.
I'd just kick him in the balls (if he has any) and start throwing punches.
Which god?
Ok, well, maybe:
Did you ever create a universe before this one?
If I believe in you and stuff and go to heaven, can my dog be there with me?
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Well, if something appeared before that I thought might be a god the first question I ask would be directed at myself.
"What the fuck did I ingest that made me hallucinate like this?
Touche ... I was about to argue that implicit in it actually being God is the notion that you'd just know. That is, until I realzied that I claimed to have had a encounter with God/Jesus and am only now starting to unpack that experience and discover what it was exactly that I experienced ... And all I ate that night was pizza and a Dr. Pepper.
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