"Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual"
Posted on: April 7, 2007 - 3:07pm
"Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual"
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca
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Hilarious!
Brilliant, I laughed my ass off. Thanks for sharing.
Great ending.
How do we know that Ted is cured? He said he is.
How do we know the Bible is true? The Bible says so.
Who needs more proof than that? lol
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca
hahahha , that was great, i watched like 3 times now
thanks for sharing
Haggard said it. I believe it. That settles it.
I'll fight for a person's right to speak so long as that person will, in return, fight to allow me to challenge their opinions and ridicule them as the content of their ideas merit.
Here is an update on old Teddy boy, looks liek old habits are hard to break (I'm not talking about the gay sex and meth). Looks like he just can't stop begging for money.
Oh, no! Poor Ted!
Category: Kooks
Posted on: August 26, 2007 7:01 PM, by PZ Myers
Ted Haggard is reduced in his circumstances. He and his family are living in a tiny one-bedroom apartment while he attends classes full time at the University of Phoenix, and he's also helping out in a halfway house for the homeless. It's as if he's taken a vow of poverty and is living the ideal Christian life of charity and giving. Oh, what a good man!
To help him in his good works, he has sent out a letter asking people to give — he sends an address to a Christian charity that he promises will send 90% of the money to the Haggard family and use only 10% for administrative costs. For once, he's pushing a charity that doesn't skim off the cream because he is the recipient of the charity. He also doesn't mention that he isn't exactly destitute:
Once a grifter, always a grifter, I guess.
I'm getting a laugh picturing him using some anti-gay shampoo and singing "I'm gonna wash that gay right out of my hair."
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Here we got another asshat troll.
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If god takes life he's an indian giver
Wow I really like what Mark said (seriously) not saying I agree 100%...well I do actually…and in no way do I think it's trolling.
Mark that was brilliant!!
LOL.
I'm gay. And I'm sick of these goddamn closet queers posing as anti-gay senators or right-wing fundamentalist preachers who sneak around giving blow jobs to prositutes or cruising men's restrooms.
Today I read a news report about an anti-gay Republican Senator from Idaho who was busted for trying to blow a cop in an airport restroom in Minneapolis. Now the stupid fucker is hollering, "I'm not gay!"
Yeah....sure he's not.
He's full of bullshit. This asshole deserves to be arrested for trying to have sex in a public restroom. Restrooms are not for sex. They're for taking a dump in. What fucking weirdo wants to have sex in a place that smells like shit?
I am so damn sick of these closet queers that don't have the balls to be honest with themselves and others. Everytime they get busted for trying to blow a cop it reflects on us gays who are out in the open. If these sissy queens don't have enough balls to come out of the closet then at least they need to stay out of the goddamn restrooms and shut the fuck up about the rest of us.
Frosty's coming back someday. Will you be ready?
Senator Craig started that press conference with the words "Thank you all for coming out today." Irony.
Götter sind für Arten, die sich selbst verraten -- in den Glauben flüchten um sich hinzurichten. Menschen brauchen Götter um sich zu verletzen, um sich zu vernichten -- das sind wir.
This stroy illistrates that it is not accecptable in this society to be gay. In order to hang on to any chance of keeping his job, he has to denounce homosexuality. This same problem exists for anyone wishing to hold the job as an elected official and be atheist. This society is intollerant of virtually anything but "good christians".
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca