I volunteered for the Canadian Bible Society
Well, I submitted my name, address and phone, and said I'm willing to volunteer.
If they want me to do something for them, I will definitely be really subversive....and bring my camera!
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This will not end well.
I forsee pictures of bible shaped bruises on your bare back.
I can't wait.
Look at my blog! It's awesome!
I'm also on this Twitter thing
It's hilarious for the first 10 minutes, then mainly just excruciating. The fun thing to do is have a vindaloo ( or it's equally undigestable Canadian equivalent) before going, then fart continuously throughout the quiet "waiting for the voice of our lord to speak through us" section. It's a gas...
(born again mates keep lying to get me to go to these things, I used to fall for it, now i'm just suspicious of party invites from anyone with a wwjd bracelet)So you've done this?
I don't really think it would last longer than 10 minutes, knowing me. Maybe, but we'll see. Thus far, no calls.
Look at my blog! It's awesome!
I'm also on this Twitter thing
Ate the last night's takeaway before going to a mate's adult babtism, bowels churned as a guy compared christianity to "the hunt for red october" and i tried not sniggering at the born-again's hymns. Then there was the silent part, where everyone waited for jesus to speak through his followers, a todd flanders style kiddie lisped something inane and then I ripped out something loud, nasty and sulpherous.
Then I legged it to a pub, for the toilets and the already stinky atmosphere
I'll have you know there is good Vindaloo here! It just takes some time to find it
I went to a pentacostal church once to see what it was like - surreal was the only way to describe it -well, the only polite way
I'd be interested to hear how your experiment turns out.