I volunteered for the Canadian Bible Society

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I volunteered for the Canadian Bible Society

Well, I submitted my name, address and phone, and said I'm willing to volunteer.

If they want me to do something for them, I will definitely be really subversive....and bring my camera! Cool


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This will not end well. I

This will not end well.

I forsee pictures of bible shaped bruises on your bare back.

I can't wait. Smiling


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LRV wrote: This will not

LRV wrote:
This will not end well. I forsee pictures of bible shaped bruises on your bare back. I can't wait. Smiling
Thank you very much, LRV. I think it will be funny, though, even if I DO get beat up.


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It's hilarious for the

It's hilarious for the first 10 minutes, then mainly just excruciating. The fun thing to do is have a vindaloo ( or it's equally undigestable Canadian equivalent) before going, then fart continuously throughout the quiet "waiting for the voice of our lord to speak through us" section. It's a gas...

(born again mates keep lying to get me to go to these things, I used to fall for it, now i'm just suspicious of party invites from anyone with a wwjd bracelet)


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youths ulterior mission

youths ulterior mission wrote:

It's hilarious for the first 10 minutes, then mainly just excruciating. The fun thing to do is have a vindaloo ( or it's equally undigestable Canadian equivalent) before going, then fart continuously throughout the quiet "waiting for the voice of our lord to speak through us" section. It's a gas...

(born again mates keep lying to get me to go to these things, I used to fall for it, now i'm just suspicious of party invites from anyone with a wwjd bracelet)

So you've done this?

I don't really think it would last longer than 10 minutes, knowing me. Maybe, but we'll see. Thus far, no calls. 


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Ate the last night's

Ate the last night's takeaway before going to a mate's adult babtism, bowels churned as a guy compared christianity to "the hunt for red october" and i tried not sniggering at the born-again's hymns. Then there was the silent part, where everyone waited for jesus to speak through his followers, a todd flanders style kiddie lisped something inane and then I ripped out something loud, nasty and sulpherous.

Then I legged it to a pub, for the toilets and the already stinky atmosphere


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youths ulterior mission

youths ulterior mission wrote:

It's hilarious for the first 10 minutes, then mainly just excruciating. The fun thing to do is have a vindaloo ( or it's equally undigestable Canadian equivalent) before going, then fart continuously throughout the quiet "waiting for the voice of our lord to speak through us" section. It's a gas...

(born again mates keep lying to get me to go to these things, I used to fall for it, now i'm just suspicious of party invites from anyone with a wwjd bracelet)

 

I'll have you know there is good Vindaloo here! It just takes some time to find it Sad

I went to a pentacostal church once to see what it was like - surreal was the only way to describe it -well, the only polite way Laughing out loud

 

I'd be interested to hear how your experiment turns out.