Christians are on the attack again! Look what I found in my 24 pack of Pepsi!

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Christians are on the attack again! Look what I found in my 24 pack of Pepsi!

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In your soda?  Really? 

In your soda?  Really?  I've never heard of such a thing.  I'd write something listing refutations of Christ, fold it back up and pop it into someone else's pack. 

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Wow, you are the lucky

Wow, you are the lucky winner. You received the 'HOLY SODA', your teeth will now be protected from decay! YAY!


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Funny, but stupid

Funny, but stupid


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I have to admit, I'd never

I have to admit, I'd never seen that trick again.  Also, what I find funny is where they say "spread the word."  If you represent an annoyance, then sure, you're doing a great job of it.  You aren't breaking the stereotype that all Christians want to convert you.

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Oooooh... I hate shit like

Oooooh... I hate shit like this.

I got an anonymous note from someone who's apparently wearing out his kneepads trying to get me through the pearlies.  Seemed more like a creepy stalker letter than an act of kindness.

Oh, and Lucid, you obviously aren't aware of the special "God Kit."  God has the extra ability to disappear into logical oblivion seven trillion times a day, which gives him a +20 on his save vs. Logical Detection.

 

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It's their retaliation for

It's their retaliation for the War on Christmas and the War on Easter. They're waging a War on Pepsi.

 

Logical. 


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I didn't realize that God

I didn't realize that God had possession of my soul, and wants to sell it back to me. What's more, his son Jesus is a salesman!


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So if you buy Coke do you

So if you buy Coke do you get a letter from Satan?

 


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What we have here is two

What we have here is two different, but equally shallow marketing campaigns piggy-backing on one another, which is in itself, also a proven marketing strategy...

One is sugary, habit forming, has no real health value and lessens our quality of life and the other....

comes in a can !

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pariahjane wrote: In your

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In your soda? Really? I've never heard of such a thing. I'd write something listing refutations of Christ, fold it back up and pop it into someone else's pack.

I used to go to Barne & Noble and put notes like that in science and catholic books.  My youth group did free car washes.  We'd offer to clean the inside of the car to, so we'd have a chance to talk about Jesus with them while we cleaned.


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*shakes her head in

*shakes her head in bafflement*

Does someone really think that would make any kind of difference other than someone being annoyed that someone is adulterating products for sale?  I'd be curious how PepsiCo feels about this.

The next thing you know, they'll be putting little stickers on the oranges.  Instead of Sunkist, they'd probably say Godkist or JesusKist.

Eeeuuuuuu.

 

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lucidfox13 wrote:  

lucidfox13 wrote:

 

I guess this also lets you know that if you don't make $100k, you are truly doomed. 

Egad.

 

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I would like to know how

I would like to know how they got it in there.

 

I did put a similar atheist-themed note in a church, attacking the notion of the biblical satan. I think I will do that again sometime.


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That's so pathetic.

That's so pathetic.


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I would think this would

I would think this would probably piss the store owners off, too.


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The correct response, of

The correct response, of course, is to write something of your own on there, preferably something nice and freethoughty, refold it, and stick it back in another Pepsi case.

Also, good choice of soda. Pepsi > Coke.

Edit: Oh goddammit I was beaten in the first reply. That'll teach me to skim. Sad 

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Killing is bad, unless for

Killing is bad, unless for god

Stealing is bad, unless for god

Lieing is bad, unless for god

Hatred is bad, unless for god

Spam is bad, unless for god

 

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