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Intelligent Falling WTF?

Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 1:42am
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Intelligent Falling WTF?

Some people will believe in anything, I mean believe Intelligent Design is stupid enough but now they came up with Intelligent Falling, what is next Intelligent Crap, I mean that there is no process in my body that digest the food, it is just god turning food into crap? when I first came across Intelligent Falling I thought it was just a joke to make fun of Intelligent Design but they really want to start teaching this crap in school

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

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Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 2:20am #1
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superdumbell wrote: Some

superdumbell wrote:
Some people will believe in anything, I mean believe Intelligent Design is stupid enough but now they came up with Intelligent Falling, what is next Intelligent Crap, I mean that there is no process in my body that digest the food, it is just god turning food into crap? when I first came across Intelligent Falling I thought it was just a joke to make fun of Intelligent Design but they really want to start teaching this crap in school http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

Perhaps I'm just really tired and I need to go to bed.  But you are being sarcastic, right?

In case your not, The Onion is a satire newspaper, so fear not, it isn't real.  Intelligent Falling was "theorized" by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a comment on Intelligent Design. 

http://flyingbagpiper.blogspot.com


Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 2:28am #2
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Yea... hope he's

Yea... hope he's kidding.

Love the Onion, btw. 


Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 3:54am #3
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Sarcastically posted or not,

Sarcastically posted or not, that was a hilarious read.

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Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 4:20am #4
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I'm sorry but another thing

I'm sorry but another thing that gets on my nerves is that some Christian's will spread the lies to there cats, I mean come on it is bad enough that some people beleive the lies but leave the pets out of it, it just makes me mad Yell.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45814

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Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 6:36am #5
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I'm trying to cash in on

I'm trying to cash in on the "Intellegent" buisness by puting out a new "Theory".

 

Intellegent sound reverberations! 

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Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 7:53am #6
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Here is another theory I

Here is another theory I came up with, what about "Intellegent Computing", IE man only thinks they invented computers but really it is GOD taking the data and computing it and as he grow's smarter so do our computers? it's just as posiable as "Intelligent Design" and "Intelligent Falling"

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Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 10:18am #7
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Where was that thread (a

Where was that thread (a very old one) that showed why cats are atheists?


Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 11:28pm #8
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There is some intelligent

There is some intelligent falling  in this vid....butI doubt its what the theist is talking about.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K19z4L20zKc 

A MESSAGE TO ALL THEISTS:

 

CRY ME A RIVER

 

BUILD ME A BRIDGE

 

BUT IN THE NAME OF NOTHING GET OVER IT.


Posted on: January 27, 2007 - 3:24pm #9
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MattShizzle wrote: Where

MattShizzle wrote:
Where was that thread (a very old one) that showed why cats are atheists?

"Why There Are So Many Cat Lovers At This Forum"

From General Conversation, Introductions, and Humor in August 2006.

Sorry. I tried to post the link, but the URL was so long that it wouldn't display in my browser.

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