Oh no I think she's right. Congratulations .

(-stops lurking for a moment-)

Bwahahaha!

Ophios, your linguistics expertise is stunning. Good thing we have you around to answer these messages.

Well, a common metaphor for believers in the Bible is "sheep."

GaAh! all deeze christians shure iz stuped!

Stop insulting us who use English as a second language by comparing us to this abomination.

Does anyone notice, a lot of the theists that come here have post titles THAT ARE IN ALL CAPS, and lack the ability of pluralizing?

(Atheist, instead of atheists.) 

Firstly, anyone who says "you are stuped" has no right to call anyone stupid. How old are you anyway?

Oyu need to stop messing with myu GOD he is great and good and all of u are stuped!

a) Why should we need to listen to you

b) Prove what you are saying, most atheists are intelligent and educated thinkers. Many christians are too. you are not.

 i mean seriosly it dumb to talk about him when he luvs you and is watching you everywhere u go. im serios i luv GOD and he luvs me an done day i will see him rein up and destroy all of you you dumbass!!!!!!

What a bunch of unfounded immature, crude statements. Again, why dont you present some evidence instead of making assertions? But of course, you wont, because theists never do.

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JESUS is our freind he is great and he is good i will prey for you and your si ns againbst GOD cause i feel bad for all of you i knopw you going to rot in hell when you all die its sad kind of lol no really u r all goinng to be struck down by GODs mighty wrath soob you'll see all nonbelievrs always die horribly none of them live a long time ok tyl i luv GOD and JESUS

Why are you using present tense? Jesus died 2000 years ago. Its funny how Christians believe that God sent a man to die for our sins by being nailed to two planks of wood after which he was in a cave for three days before being resurrected, and is now in heaven, where you can eat him by eating crackers and drink his blood as your favorite wine, and you have the gall to call us stupid?

I've read the Bible, and the Torah and the Quran, and judging from them, God is a murderous, vicious, homophobic, racist, jealous, petty, ruthless, irrational, genocidal, ethnic cleanser, and a vindicating control freak. So if your God does exist(He does not),  and people who follow him are sent to heaven then I'd rather be in hell. So, Ill see you there.

I have a pic I'd post that is just writing, but since the picture thing doesn't work for me I'll type it:

Grammar: F

Intelligence:F

Idiocy: A+

I doubt this is a case of english as a second language. I've never seen people who have english-as-second-language use lol improperly, and the puncuation is usually pretty decent (where as the puctuation in this letter is all but gone).

We're all stuped? That's great! I love a good stuping.

I try to get in some stuping every weekend, if I have the time. Especially with friends. A good group-stuping can be quite theraputic. Some complain that it takes to long, but it just takes 20 or so minutes a day.

-Triften 

Richard Dawkins is how old? He was born in '41, so he should be around 66 years.

My parents are bot atheists, my mom just turned 50 4 days ago, my dad will turn 49 in August.

I have had a distant atheist relative that died at 92 of natural death.

To me, the letter is prue crap anyway, so why would I waste time answering ?

I can point to my parents too, they are both over 50.

You can even go quite a was back in time.

Pepi II Neferkare was the king of the Sixth dynasty in Egypt's Old Kingdom. Lived from 2284 BC to 2184 BC ( about 100 years, Very impressive considering the avarage life span at the time was in the late 30's- early 40's)

 I think non-christians have been doing well.

I'm pretty sure Noam Chomsky is an Atheist. He was born in 1928

We get quite a few unintelligent emails like this.

However, I'd like to take issue with your comment about "a 14 year-old homosexual". There's nothing in the message alluding to sexuality. What is the point of that part of the remark?

I think it was posted for comic relief.  

Thanks!  It worked.  

I think you should go easy on this poor theist, people.  She's obviously typing by smashing her face against the keyboard, so I assume she lacks the use of her arms.  Maybe if she 'preys' hard enough she'll get them back...

In response to one guy, I do not hate homo-sexuals.  I do think its pretty disgusting yes, but I don't hate them.

And the fact that I said that his context sounded like a homosexual, I was using the fact that a lot of gay men speak flamboyantly, or femininely.  Not all gay men talk like this no, but majority does.  If you don't believe me, go to West Hollywood and ease drop on a few conversations.

haha ok now i'm a perv?

I never mentioned sexual activity at all, show me where i did.

Your the one that needs to get your mind out of the gutter, this conversation has nothing to do with intercourse, you put that thought in your own mind. 

All that is left is for him/her to run headlong into an abortion clinic while strapped with dynamite while screaming god is great. 

What a freak!

TheGrapeOfWrath 

Replace homosexual with "black" or any other race or nationality. That will (hopefully) show you what you're doing.

Why do you hate text? 

You think? Renowned (that means famous) atheist Bertrand Russell died in his sleep. He lived to be about 98. He was reported to have died many years before he actually did, something that gave him no end of humorous memories in his declining (that means diminishing, er, getting fewer near the end) years. If you really look I don't think you will find that atheists live on averge any shorter lives than theists. Actually they might well live longer, becuse they are less frustrated. And what do you call dying horribly? I think you'll find that "horrible" deaths are apportioned statistically abolut on a par between atheists and theists. Sometimes death is just horrible. Believers probably get diseases and get hit by trucks as often as unbvelievers.

PWND!