I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CIRCLES (you respond)
Posted on: April 1, 2007 - 4:15pm
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I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CIRCLES (you respond)
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From: <~+~>SAINT VINSENT ~.'.~
Date: Apr 1, 2007 2:56 PMJan 3 2007 8:05A
TO :::: RATIONAL RESPONSE SQUAD ,WHOS GOT THEE TIME ? TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ? I COULD EZ TOO AND I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CRICLES ON & UNDER ANY THEROY PERTAINING TO ANY SUBJECT YOU GOT !!!!!!!!! BUT YOUR BLIND AND CAN NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF GOD , PRAYER & REPENTANCE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE , THAT AND LIVING RIGHT THE BEST YOU CAN . HOWEVER I WILL SAY THIS .....THERE IS A DIFFERANCE IN RELIGION AND SPRIUTALALITY & A RELATIONSHIP WITH ~IN GOD ......& YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIVE IN GOD , HE BELIVES IN YOU . AND REMEMBER THIS FOR YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT (((( ACTS 4:12 ~ & HELL IS NO SMALL PRICE TO PAY
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That gave me a good laugh.
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
"The powerful have always created false images of the weak."
If Jesus came to earth today and told me he'd grant me one wish, I'd ask him to please disable caps lock.
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Ya, man!
What was the first bit? you said too, where is the first bit.
What is a theroy?
What god, why don't you prove your god.
We would like to live a good life, but idiots like you run around, and shove your religion in our faces.
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Look, just becuase vore turns you on, doesn't mean you have to share it with us.
You idiots keep saying that, but you don't realize that you don't have to say anything if we don't have to believe in god.
God seems to think so. He would rather put people in hell, then do anything for once.
Good one, almost had me there with that. Good April Fools joke.
... wait, that was a serious email?
Organised religion is the ultimate form of blasphemy.
Censored and blacked out for internet access in ANZ!
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At any rate, sorry Vinsent but I don't hear anything. Maybe it's because the supernatural cannot make sound.
People who think there is something they refer to as god don't ask enough questions.
And Spellcheck.
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Haha, I love that movie!
You are without doubt the most unsophisticated idiot ever to have the misfortune to stumble drunkenly across this website. You even lack the mental capacity to spell your own avatar correctly. It's St. Vincent. You sir, are clearly proof of evolution. You are proof that some people evolve much faster than others. Good day. Unless, of course, this is a ridiculous April Fools joke, which I hope it is lest I abandon any hope for humanity. If not, then everything I said still stands.
"Physical reality” isn’t some arbitrary demarcation. It is defined in terms of what we can systematically investigate, directly or not, by means of our senses. It is preposterous to assert that the process of systematic scientific reasoning arbitrarily excludes “non-physical explanations” because the very notion of “non-physical explanation” is contradictory.
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It's about 10:23 pm by my watch. Time for your meds, I'm guessing.
Sure, here's one: Why do you put question marks? In the middle of? Sentences?
I theorize that you make crystal meth in your basement. Discuss.
What was that you said about my blind? I put it over the window. It keeps the sun out of my eyes and stops the neighbors from seeing me naked. What's wrong with that. Oh wait, that's not what you meant.
Wait...Blind people can't hear? Wow, on top of everything else, huh?
I'll eat my wheaties for Jesus, I promise.
What if you have a spirtual relationship with god? What then? WHAT THEN?!?!
Well, If I'm never going to forget this then I suppose I don't really have to try and remember it, do I?
Ok, The charade is over. That was definetly an april fools joke, right? Sapient? DarthJosh?....Anyone?
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
I'd say something, but you really need a fair grasp of the english language before you can argue using it, and this guy hasn't shown such a grasp.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
AARRGGHH!!! Why do you persist to rape the english language? Americans, I order you to get up from your lazy fat McDonald asses and start properly educating the youth of your pathetic excuse of a country!
Becuase you know, no one else speaks english
Well to be honest, Americans make up the only culture in the world that mispells words like colour. Your understanding of it was flawed from the get go.
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Blame old films and foreigners.
It's true, becuase America was the land of opperitunity and the first (One of the?) with silent film.
I apologise for my rash and ignorant comment about americans and America. Every little irrational thing has been getting to me lately and seeing someone produce liguistic waste product of that magnitude just was too much.
It's okay, it's just the joke has gotten very old.
I've never heard someone give an explanation for it beyond arrogance before. I must thank you.
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I guess making my head spin could count as running me in circles...
This reminds me: I've been meaning to donate some books to the local elementary.
This email is amazing. Give that kid a trophy.
Well, he spelled a few words right...
This email is amazing. Give that kid a trophy.
A kid...you have no idea how much I wished that were true. According to his myspace, this guy is 37 years old.
"Physical reality” isn’t some arbitrary demarcation. It is defined in terms of what we can systematically investigate, directly or not, by means of our senses. It is preposterous to assert that the process of systematic scientific reasoning arbitrarily excludes “non-physical explanations” because the very notion of “non-physical explanation” is contradictory.
-Me
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A kid...you have no idea how much I wished that were true. According to his myspace, this guy is 37 years old.
Wow that's sad. He types with all the zealousness of a televangelist...except he wants to run us in circles.
Landover couldn't make a better parody.
I bet he was really fumeing when he was typeing this.
That would explain THE UPPER CAPS.............. THE ABUSE OF!!!!! PUCTUATION!!
Uhhhh. Do you think maybe he dropped out of school after the 4th grade so he could work full time at the church?
These emails really do amuse me. Do these people really REALLY think they're going to make any kind of difference?
If this guy thinks he can "ezley"* run us in circles, let's see him show some cajones and start some serious debate. (After turning off his Caps Lock and doing a little Spellcheck, of course.)
*That has absolutely GOT to be the worst case of misspelling I've seen in a long, long time.
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(Un)Holy crap... And I thought I had bad grammar and spelling skills... I don't understand even a third of what this guy wrote...
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I'll get back to you when I think of something worthwhile to say.
I don't think I would ever smile again if I read that whole thing, and I like smiling.
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That made me laugh out loud!
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Keep your cricles and theroys to yourself.
I LOL'd.
Sorry mate, I've got the "living right the best you can" part covered. So well, in fact, that I've opted to skip the prayer and repentance part. Thanks for the update on how to be human, though.