Neighbors

paint your pretty pictures

& put on your church clothes

you can play the good guy

& polish your halo

I'll be the bad guy

I'll sleep in on Sundays

I'll get drunk & have fun every Saturday night

I'll do it my way

CHORUS:  I won't rain on your parade

                   if you don't rain on mine

                   I won't piss on your leg

                   if you don't piss on mine

                   you can have your faith in hell

                   & I can have my good time

                   I will be your friendly neighbor

                   if you will be mine

we don't have to agree to get along

we can be free

I can sing my ungodly songs

& you can preach what you believe

but if you're preachin' with the sword

if you're tryin' to rape me with your Lord

then please don't come knockin' on my door

cause I don't want your holy war

CHORUS

go ahead and fill your head with the good book

I'll fill mine with good whiskey

try your best to be a good saint

I'll try my best to get some good pussy

& if there is a heaven

please don't judge me when I come stumblin' in

if there is a hell

I'm gonna have a good time before I go

CHORUS