I’m listening to Creflo Dollar, right now. Trying to get inspired and ready for the preaching segment of my podcast.

If you haven’t listened to the podcast yet, first of all you are ruining your life by missing this badass podcast; second I need to inform you that I use all the tricks of Pentecostal preachers as Pentecostal preachers taught them me.

I godlessly speak in tongues to show its nothing more than a performance, and nothing supernatural at all.

Creflo Dollar is a black dude, and he is well received in the black community. This guy though, is no Reverend Wright. He is 100% establishment.  Creflo Dollar is part of the up and coming black religious right.

But that would be bottling him in.

I have an affinity for villains, I love them. It’s hard to explain, when I see villains I admire them like living works of art, they are simply beautiful to me.

Creflo Dollar is a villain.

He chiefly preaches that poverty is no excuse to not give him money.

But he does this so masterfully, so gently, its like getting fucked in the ass with Novocain for lubricant.

You don’t feel a single sting.

He teaches his congregation that they have a supernatural power by virtue of being washed in the blood of the lamb, that Jesus has to give them riches in return for donating, tithing, and offering to ministries.

This is something that these guys do, they don’t compete.

At least not the ones who were trained by the amazing Pentecostal preacher Kenneth Copeland, who has refused senate inquiries into his financial practices.

No, you can give their friends money too.

Because the more you give, the more you get.

Creflo Dollar is notoriously the personal minister of Hip Hop rapper Mace, on Bad Boy Records, owned by P. Diddy Combes.

Creflo Dollar has mainstream pop culture icons like Mace, at his beck and call.

This is a considerable amount of power.

Don Machiavelli would be impressed with this Prince.

As am I, I am listening to his speaking techniques in training to emulate it.

I love this style of speaking. Its so pathological, so full of emotion.

So capable of inspiring a strong emotional response in the listeners.

If stage hypnosis is a private agreement between  the hypnotist and his victim to perform together, then these guys are the best hypnotists of all time.

Creflo Dollar chief among them.