Islamic temporary marriages

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Islamic temporary marriages

I remember reading that in some moslem countries they have legal whorehouses - basically the man goes in, marries the whore and then divorces her after he fucks her. This just made me laugh. They do this so it isn't technically adultery. Like if there really was an Allah this little technicality is going to fool him?

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Allah isn't fooled, no. But,

Allah isn't fooled, no. But, he is satisfied. He just wants the paperwork done. In the end, Allah is just the Supreme Bureaucrat.

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They clerics know it's going

They clerics know it's going to happen anyway, so this technicality makes it look like they're still in control.

Kind of like the catholic church giving a "dispensation" to eat corn beef and get drunk when st. patrick's day falls on a Friday in lent. 

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JillSwift wrote:

Allah isn't fooled, no. But, he is satisfied. He just wants the paperwork done. In the end, Allah is just the Supreme Bureaucrat.

Yes, Allah just wants the trains to run on time and have his people invent new and creative ways to rationalize living within his laws while seemingly breaking them. Its like creating new mazes for rats to run through, then arbitrarily changing them.

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I have a muslim student

I have a muslim student worker who lived in Saudi for a while.

He told me that a lot of the young men hang out in the desert fucking each other because they can't get access to any women.

No wonder the Muslims are so violent these days.

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Watcher wrote:He told me

Watcher wrote:

He told me that a lot of the young men hang out in the desert fucking each other because they can't get access to any women.

 

What happens in the desert, stays in the desert

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The Doomed Soul wrote:

Watcher wrote:

He told me that a lot of the young men hang out in the desert fucking each other because they can't get access to any women.

 

What happens in the desert, stays in the desert

Spoken like a true desert warrior...a gay warrior. JK man, that was funny as hell.

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So, Allah is pimp too? You

So, Allah is pimp too? You have a lot in with these deities, Matt. Perhaps you're a closet deity.

How much of a cut of the action do the Imams and mosques get?

 

 

Why are camels called the ships of the desert?

Because they are full of Arabian semen.

 

 

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Maybe that's where the

Maybe that's where the pimp's prayer came in? (see my post in this section from a few eeks back)


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MattShizzle wrote:I remember

MattShizzle wrote:

I remember reading that in some moslem countries they have legal whorehouses - basically the man goes in, marries the whore and then divorces her after he fucks her. This just made me laugh. They do this so it isn't technically adultery. Like if there really was an Allah this little technicality is going to fool him?

Why do you think the muslim dating site whose ads appear in this thread is labelled in the ad as a muslim marraige site?  Exact same thing is going on there.

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