Prayers to Jake?
Offline i was wondering were the prayers to Jake would go, so i thought to put my little story here.....(please move if i am wrong)
well i had a very interesting occurrence as of late. i actually made a prayer to Jake, and guess what.......
it came true, as in 100% true. if it was any religion i would have converted on the spot. it was truly strange. no sooner then i had finished saying my little prayer to Jake in a joking manner then boom......one thing after another starts to happen. but did it stop there, no it went way above and beyond what my prayer had stated.
oh Jake if only you had been born a long while ago i would write books in your honor and convert the masses to you good works. but in all seriousness i really think that it is just a mental state that any prayer will put you into. regardless of Deity, and denomination.
so here is to Jake, the man that has a 51% percent better track record then any god. have a beer on me.....
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Amen brother, it's great to hear.
Lets continue to spread the word, and make the world a better place.
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Jake be praised.
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ALL HAIL JAKE!
Jake you are by far the most effective prayer answering thing in this universe. so far you are two for two.
my prayers to you have been answered and i am now a proud father of a healthy young heathen.
have anothe round on me.
again THANKS JAKE!
"Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence." - Dr. Richard Dawkins
Grats Camelspider.
OK Jake, if you are so good, make my supervisors act like they are human. J. and E. must both use their brains 100% of the time (J. is curently running at about 48% and E. is around 20%). R. has no hope of using his brain but if you would make his dick and balls fall of, that should temper him to reasonable limits.
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I think Jake has some kind of free will arrangement like bible god guy. Although I like your choice of punishment better than an eternity in hell. Missing your dick is just hell for a little while.
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I think I'll start praying to Jake. I know I'm God and all... but c'mon, I can't do it all by myself...
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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I for one will not pray to Jake. Dispite his prominance in the community I see him for what he is. He is a mere mortal, like me.(Note to self: Did I think that, or type it?)
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Um, I might want to reconsider at this point. Something tells me I am playing with fire...........I don't know...........
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