Belief-O-Matic
Posted on: October 18, 2008 - 1:32am
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Belief-O-Matic
Okay I know most of us here are atheists and this is a pretty vague test, and they list No god with not important, but just for fun since the results do vary and it doesn't just touch on religion....
http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx
It's fascinating to see how much religion = repression...sexually, emotionally, socially and physically. It's disturbing.
| 1. | Secular Humanism (100%) |
| 2. | Nontheist (92%) |
| 3. | Unitarian Universalism (92%) |
| 4. | Theravada Buddhism (76%) |
| 5. | Liberal Quakers (70%) |
| 6. | Neo-Pagan (63%) |
| 7. | Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%) |
| 8. | Taoism (45%) |
| 9. | New Age (44%) |
| 10. | Reform Judaism (41%) |
| 11. | Mahayana Buddhism (37%) |
| 12. | New Thought (37%) |
| 13. | Scientology (37%) |
| 14. | Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%) |
| 15. | Orthodox Quaker (27%) |
| 16. | Sikhism (25%) |
| 17. | Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%) |
| 18. | Bah�'� Faith (23%) |
| 19. | Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (18%) |
| 20. | Eastern Orthodox (15%) |
| 21. | Islam (15%) |
| 22. | Jainism (15%) |
| 23. | Orthodox Judaism (15%) |
| 24. | Roman Catholic (15%) |
| 25. | Hinduism (10%) |
| 26. | Seventh Day Adventist (10%) |
| 27. | Jehovah's Witness (5%) |
*Our world is far more complex than the rigid structure we want to assign to it, and we will probably never fully understand it.*
"Those believers who are sophisticated enough to understand the paradox have found exciting ways to bend logic into pretzel shapes in order to defend the indefensible." - Hamby
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Very cool hot sweet stuff peppermint, even tho the percentage's are funny.
I didn't see an "I AM GOD" catagory , oh well , maybe in the next century, or sooner .... I AM also indeed disturbed. LOL sister.
Atheism Books.
That's a terribly worded and fatally incomplete spirituality survey--but not bad just for fun.
It was actually pretty accurate in my case. The Unitarian Universalist thing came out of left field, but Liberal Quakerism and Neo-Paganism describe me quite well.
More accurate than I expected.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940
Nothing too surprising here. Except perhaps the 61% neopagan part. Though I do have a pagan god on my avatar, but that is just because the Midgard Serpent is badass.
Though I am dead set against "promoting peace and non-violence" as the secular humanism page says. Sometimes we need to use violence. I promote some forms of violence (but I'll probably sound like a nut if I go into detail on that point). For some reason "promoting peace" sounds a lot like "appeasing foreign dictators" to me. That being said, I do not support our current war in Iraq.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
British General Charles Napier while in India
Fuck beliefnet.com they are on my shitlist because they are usually the biggest sender of spam on my spam senders list up at work.
Your god's silence speaks loud and clear
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
http://hambydammit.wordpress.com/
Books about atheism
1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (63%)
5. Liberal Quakers (49%)
6. Neo-Pagan (33%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (25%)
8. Taoism (19%)
9. New Age (9%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (0%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
13. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
14. Hinduism (0%)
15. Islam (0%)
16. Jainism (0%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
20. New Thought (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)
wow
Slowly building a blog at ~
http://obsidianwords.wordpress.com/
This has been posted before. I remember there's a bunch of questions you should actually skip if you're an atheist but it's not obvious unless you read carefully.
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It was the last group of questions should be answered "Not Applicable" if you're atheist/agnostic.
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Ah. That probably explains why I didn't get 100% nontheist. I'm definitely not a secular humanist.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
http://hambydammit.wordpress.com/
Books about atheism
...I'm not a neo pagan, btw. The nature is like 3rd or 4th on my priorities list, and I don't worship Perun, Svarog, or Vesna.
Beings who deserve worship don't demand it. Beings who demand worship don't deserve it.
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Atheism Books.
Atheism Books.
I could only get through the first 4 questions before I felt like I was wasting time doing this test when I could be cleaning under my toenails or wiping out the commode. I didn't finish and I feel much better about myself. You're a better person that me pep.....
god -- I tried you on for size.... you were a little long in the crotch, loose in the waist, short in the length and you made my butt look extra flat. I had to take you back for an exchange.
Those of you are getting weird results are because you picked "agree" or "disagree" when you should have said "NA" for the last bunch of questions: They're supposed to be answered according to your religious beliefs, so if you don't have any it's "NA. "
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team
The other 18 categories were at 0% for me.
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WTF happened? Why is this at the top?
Because my test scores were higher than everyone elses and therefore required special placement. (heheh)
Think the page needs immediate medical care
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
3. Nontheist (82%)
4. Liberal Quakers (70%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
6. Neo-Pagan (57%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
8. Taoism (46%)
9. New Age (38%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (37%)
11. Reform Judaism (35%)
12. Sikhism (30%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (29%)
14. Baha'i Faith (22%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
16. Scientology (21%)
17. Jainism (20%)
18. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
19. New Thought (18%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (16%)
22. Hinduism (15%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
24. Islam (12%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (12%)
26. Roman Catholic (12%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (7%)
Falcon Bump!!!
Alright... too much internet for me...
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (96%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
5. Liberal Quakers (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (65%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
8. Reform Judaism (55%)
9. New Thought (51%)
10. Scientology (51%)
11. Taoism (45%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
13. New Age (41%)
14. Sikhism (39%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%)
18. Eastern Orthodox (31%)
19. Islam (31%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (31%)
21. Roman Catholic (31%)
22. Baha'i Faith (23%)
23. Hinduism (23%)
24. Orthodox Quaker (23%)
25. Jainism (15%)
26. Jehovah's Witness (15%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)
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