Every time you masterbate...
Posted on: May 3, 2008 - 6:12pm
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Every time you masterbate...
This was actually used by a Michigan church in anti-pornography campaign.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,152159,00.html
So how many kittens have you killed this week?
I prefer to barbeque them alive. Pretty tasty except I hate coughing up the fur ball.
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Wow, that's seriously fucked up they use an internet joke that's so old it farts dust seriously. I prefer this one:
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Yes, I much prefer your updated version.
i saw that kid that started the XXX church do a debate against Ron Jeremy about 2 weeks ago at UW-Stout, he pretty much hates porn because of religous reasons, he had no good evidence why porn should be banned.
It's a shame they used billboards. If it was just their posters put up in random spots I was going to suggest grabbing a whole heap of other random 4chan internet meme's, putting the groups logo on it and then posting them in the same areas.
Organised religion is the ultimate form of blasphemy.
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Dammit Jehovah! Stop with emotional blackmail you sick bastard! Thinking about it, how many dead kittens have you seen recently? I'd imagine the species would die out if it were actually true, what with the amount of masturbation us thoughtless humans get up to.
I actually saved a kitten this week, in real life that is, not saying I went without a wank, I actually did save a tiny kitten.
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I respect anyone who is kind to animals JC. So many people lack compassion so it warms my heart to hear of such an act of kindness.
( ps, and feel free to wank off, too !
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That proposition always inspired me to flog the dolphin. I really hate cats and any god that would reward a benevolent act with another equally benevolent act is a Good God indeed. You could not understand my heartbreak when I realized it was false . . . .
" Why does God always got such wacky shit to say? . . . When was the last time you heard somebody say 'look God told me to get a muffin and a cup tea and cool out man'?" - Dov Davidoff
im with dog butt on this on
Matched only by the heartbreak of your porn provider.
Taxation is the price we pay for failing to build a civilized society. The higher the tax level, the greater the failure. A centrally planned totalitarian state represents a complete defeat for the civilized world, while a totally voluntary society represents its ultimate success. --Mark Skousen