Atheists caught having sex in cathedral
Posted on: June 4, 2008 - 3:28pm
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Atheists caught having sex in cathedral
Been a while since I posted on this forum now. but when I saw this I couldnt help myself.
Im not shure whats funniest about this story though. would be a funny scetch on some comedy show I think.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/06/04/cathedral.sex/index.html
"Everyone knows that God drives a Plymouth: "And He drove Adam And Eve from the Garden of Eden in His Fury."
And that Moses liked British cars: "The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the hills."
On the other hand, Jesus humbly drove a Honda but didn't brag about it, because in his own words: "I did not speak of my own Accord." "
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" He (the bishop quoted in the article) added that a special ceremony would be held to purify the confession box."
Got to make it holy again so the priests can do the altar boys in the sight of God...
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The theist makes a statement like this one, and it's the atheists that gets hauled-off into custody?
I can understand people getting upset that people were having sex in a place where they plan on sitting (sort-of)... but that's not even the argument apparently being made.
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Are churches considered private or public property? If public then there's laws they can be gotten on. If private there shouldn't be.
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Unless they have a "no fucking" sign.
Is that true that in Catholic (or other) churches they have "no masturbating" signs in the bathroom?
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It wasn't a cathedral though, just a small, country church, and it wasn't during services. My boyfriend and I had a quicky behind the alter. Then we signed the guest book: "We enjoyed cumming here."
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Cool! I want to do it
I also have fornicated in a church sanctuary.
Definitely fun.
It'd be so fun to have sex in a cathedral. Montreal would be my city of choice for it. Affairs outside of safe places make sex more exciting.
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"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."
However, Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi of Cesena-Sarsina took said the couple's behavior was "an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor."
*hysterical laughter*
I think that should be the new tagline for RRS. "RRS - An Outrage of Notable Proportions Which Bespeaks Unutterable Squalor."
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