I wish their was a hell for people like Jesse Helm
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Good news, Jesse Helms is dead.
Quote:Former Sen. Jesse Helms Dies At 86
North Carolina Republican Served 5 Terms,
(CBS/AP) Jesse Helms, the five-term Republican Senator from North Carolina, has died, CBS News has confirmed. He was 86.
Helms died at 1:15 this morning, according to the Jesse Helms Center in Wingate, North Carolina.
Jimmy Broughton, Helms' former chief of staff, says the former senator died of natural causes in Raleigh.
Helms built a career along the fault lines of racial politics and battled liberals, Communists and the occasional fellow Republican during his decades in Congress. He was slowed in later age by a variety of illnesses, including a bone disorder, prostate cancer and heart problems.
Helms retired from the Senate in 2003.
Former Sen. Jesse Helms Dies At 86
North Carolina Republican Served 5 Terms,
(CBS/AP) Jesse Helms, the five-term Republican Senator from North Carolina, has died, CBS News has confirmed. He was 86.
Helms died at 1:15 this morning, according to the Jesse Helms Center in Wingate, North Carolina.
Jimmy Broughton, Helms' former chief of staff, says the former senator died of natural causes in Raleigh.
Helms built a career along the fault lines of racial politics and battled liberals, Communists and the occasional fellow Republican during his decades in Congress. He was slowed in later age by a variety of illnesses, including a bone disorder, prostate cancer and heart problems.
Helms retired from the Senate in 2003.
For those who don't know why this is good news, take a look at the record:
http://home.att.net/~jrhsc/helms.html
MC Hawking Lyrics
Mc Hawking
Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die? lyrics
Big fat fuck from North Carolina state,
he's a worthless piece of shit, he's a paragon of hate,
he's a redneck, fuck-face, brain-dead waste of space,
two-bit, two-timing, motherfucking pool of slime.
Against gay rights, and funding for the arts,
tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart.
cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich,
he's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar bitch.
Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die?
Fundamentalist, fuckwad, dickless prick,
he's ugly as a morlock, dumb as a brick.
He's a sack of shit, hypocrite, single-minded, fat bigot,
punk bitch, ignorant, ass-munch sycophant.
Life long friend of the deadly cancer sticks,
thinks AIDS is the fault of the people it inflicts.
Racist fuck who supports segregation,
foe of the people friend of the corporation.
Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die?
Uh.
Damn.
Get up, get up!
Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die?
Yo Jesse, you dumb-ass, racist, cracker motherfucker!
Why the fuck won't you just hurry up and die?
And take that punk-bitch Strom Thurmond with you!
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He truly was an asshat.
As Bill Maher said (of Jerry Falwell) "Sometimes, Death is not a sad thing..."
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Christianity: A disgusting middle eastern blood cult, based in human sacrifice, with sacraments of cannibalism and vampirism, whose highest icon is of a near naked man hanging in torment from a device of torture.
I've always figured if there was a hell all conservatives like Helms and all the fundies and other intolerant assholes in the world would end up there since they are the least like what they claim their religion to be.
"Erecting the 'wall of separation between church and state,' therefore, is absolutely essential in a free society." Thomas Jefferson
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I just have to settle for knowing that his consciousness is forever extinguished from the universe but that unlike George Carlin, he will be remembered as a vile human being by anyone whose opinion is worth listening to.
Christ I love a forum where its cool to be honest enough to wish death on some ignominious scumbag like Helms or Falwell.
Fuck them, and their mothers for giving birth to them.
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Well, that makes me a little sad...
By the way, how fucked up must North Carolina be that they kept voting for him?
By the way here's an idea for the site - put a ticker with well known fundies who died that says how long they have been non-existant - like parodying the ones Fred Phelps has on how long people have been in hell.
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I was really hoping for an ending as Bill Hicks envisioned it. Man, I miss Bill. No holds barred imagery. "Horse flies going in and out of the eaves..." Wow.
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No, Hell is supposed to be a place of eternal punishment. People who desire peace sometimes must to ugly things in order to maintain the peace, that is the meaning of "The Punishment must fit the crime". Hell is a fine example of a being that desires death and pain beyond repent. If he's so evil then the worse we could wish is oblivion, I'll leave dreams of hellfire to those without any sense of empathy.
But yeah, he is an Ass-Hat.
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