Muslim Personals Make It Hard to Choose

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A couple are showing a

A couple are showing a considerably saucy amount of eyebrow!

 

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Wow.They must hear 'you have

Wow.They must hear 'you have beautiful eyes' alot.

I can't imagine how you decide which one to click.Wave the mouse randomly?

 

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LMAO! Is this serious or a

LMAO! Is this serious or a joke!

It reminds me of some cartoons I remember where the male character was going to be with a woman wearing like a veil - she looked like she'd be really hot, but when she took the veil off she was completely hideous!

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I gotta wonder how many of

I gotta wonder how many of them survive the first date with all the proscriptions about women in the quran and all the whack-jobs in the religion.  Wouldn't be a bit surprised if their religious police didn't prowl the personals and have some inane imam take out a fatwah on them.

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Loc wrote:Wow.They must hear

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Wow.They must hear 'you have beautiful eyes' alot.

I'm pretty sure that's enough to get a dude killed, right?...Or at least betrothed.


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I just went to that website

I just went to that website to check it out.

You can be a man looking for a man there...

...on a muslim dating site...

Think it's a trap?

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kellym78 wrote:From

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From http://www.shevibemagazine.com/article/Muslim-Personals-Make-It-Hard-To-Choose :

Muslim Personals Make It Hard to Choose

Muslim Personals

 

ROFLMMFAO!!! 

 

 

**TOP ROW, 2nd from the left**

"My name is Manaar, it means guiding light or "lighthouse"...this is why I wear sunglasses, well that and it is SO bollywood! I like long walks behind whatever man will lead me and enjoy tea after my 5 times a day dihikir. ....."

 

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From what I have read some

From what I have read some of them think fucking another guy up the ass isn't really gay, but getting it up the ass is. That's why that kid that got taked out to the desert and raped was arrested. Islam is more fucked up than Christianity sometimes.

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MattShizzle wrote:From what

MattShizzle wrote:

From what I have read some of them think fucking another guy up the ass isn't really gay, but getting it up the ass is.

Islam sounds more and more like the federal penitentiary every day.

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I believe it is the same

I believe it is the same sort of thinking. They were explaining why on the news (wasn't listening that closely and this was months ago.) Because the "pitcher" is still playing the role of the "man" while the "catcher" is playing the role of the "woman." Doesn't really make sense, but when did that ever stop religion?

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Gay love in Kabul

Watcher wrote:

I just went to that website to check it out.

You can be a man looking for a man there...

...on a muslim dating site...

Think it's a trap?

 

‘Gay is OK’ in Afghanistan

When American and British marines started returning from the war in Afghanistan in early 2002, they brought along with them curious stories about Afghanistan’s peasants who put on make-up and consistently followed them around or even sexually abused them. This was a very shocking experience for the soldiers.

 

I somehow came across this article when Google image searching FARC women.....

http://www.javno.com/en/world/clanak.php?id=130563

 

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"Birds fly above Kandahar

"Birds fly above Kandahar using only one wing because they are using the other to cover their behinds, the locals say."

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Connection

I have to admit that I am personally feeling a connection with the young lady on the second row second from right.....

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Kelly- It was good knowing

Kelly-

 

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I wouldn't worry. I made a

I wouldn't worry. I made a video on YouTube for the "lie about Allah challenge" where I said I saw Allah going into a gay bar drunk while eating a ham sandwich. I also said on another site where there was some asshatish moslems that mohammed fucked pigs up the ass.

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 Hey did you know Shelley

 

Hey did you know Shelley would have liked to bring me to "the compound" but ddin't want to without permission? Maybe next time...

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Taliban Dating

Poe's law again.

 

Reminds me of the Taliban dating service.

home.comcast.net/~firesplace/talidate.html

 

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Do the gay guys gotta wear

Do the gay guys gotta wear burkhas too? Can lesbians do without them?


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I like the two in the middle

I like the two in the middle row on the left side. Looks like they are wearing a 'thong' burka. Hawt!


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MattShizzle wrote:Do the gay

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Do the gay guys gotta wear burkhas too? Can lesbians do without them?

Didn't you know that being gay is a western problem? The President of Iran said so... They don't have any gays (they execute them all).

I like the one on the bottom right, but she might have a problem with my lack of religious ideals.

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From the top right corner

From the top right corner and moving in a down-left diagonal line...

 

I wish to do such terrible things to those burkas. And such wonderful things to the persons beneath them. 

 

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Though atheist, I must

Though atheist, I must confess that I'd find pleasure in hearing the one at the bottom-right call out to God.

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I'll take top right and

I'll take top right and bottom right for a threesome.  If I dot their eyes, will they disappear?

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The Klingons Muslims are

The Klingons Muslims are getting quite advanced with their cloaking device technology.  Something must be done to stem their research and development or the outcome could be disastrous.

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What country did they use in

What country did they use in the search?? all I got using the most opressive countries on the planet were chicks with no hood. Well maybe one or two.  Freaking liberal muslims. Hood or GTFO!!

 

 


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I wonder if they offer an

I wonder if they offer an age search range starting at one year old?

Can I set up my own ad listing how many sheep I'm willing to trade for a new wife?


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FulltimeDefendent

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It was good knowing you before the inevitable revenge of a wayward Jihadist Ex. Really.

Meh. I still want to do the Burn Your Burka (or Hajib) Challenge. If only I could get Brian on board...


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kellym78 wrote:Meh. I still

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Meh. I still want to do the Burn Your Burka (or Hajib) Challenge. If only I could get Brian on board...

Do it!  Then we can do the "Draw Mohammad" contest!

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kellym78

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Kelly-

 

It was good knowing you before the inevitable revenge of a wayward Jihadist Ex. Really.

Meh. I still want to do the Burn Your Burka (or Hajib) Challenge. If only I could get Brian on board...

 

Hey, Chris Hitchens volunteered for torture and I applauded him. If I had a burka, I'd burn it right now. Or I'd just commit the perfect crime in a Muslim neighborhood and hold up a 7-11 to prove the point that burqas should be illegal. Hell, no one's going to suspect a Jewish atheist in a Burqa.

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