Richard Dawkins is building an Army!
Posted on: July 11, 2008 - 11:23am
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Richard Dawkins is building an Army!
Richard is smart to use armored units because god can't beat them. And I quote "Now the Lord was with Judah, and they took possession of the hill country; but they could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley because they had iron chariots." - Judges 1:19 Richard has found gods week point. 
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Odd. Won't let me link. Here is the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqcNraF3vP8&feature=related
"Those who have stepped into the arena shall forever cherish a feeling the protected will never know."
Dibs on piloting the first 'mech! =^_^=
I'll take a 'Puff-The-Magic-Dragon' like Jesse Ventura's charater used in Predator.
Swords, eh?
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Wow, that's awesome....also, I like how we have fucking HUGE ass machines with red glowy LED's
..and they have swords.
LET'S DO THIS!!!!
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Sweet. Where do I sign up?
Sounds good to me. Think we'd have allies in the "officially" atheist communist countries? Vietnam and Cuba wouldn't be much help but N Korea is powerful and China really is. What about the mostly Atheist European countries? They have good technology. Getting American atheist troops to revolt would help too. Japan and Australia are also ones with great technology.
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"Operation Teapot"! in the Galapagos Islands"
LOL. Richard is Borg, you will become rational, and assimilate too.
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(Dibs on the AT-AT!)
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940
...DRAT!
..*sigh*...
Okay, I'll have to suffer my way through in the Imperial Imperator Class Titan. Macine Gods are secular enough, right?
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940
While you're all fighting over crappy AT-AT's, I'll take the Daishi.
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Dear believers,
Operation Teapot has just begun, convert or die !
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The Green Canary just took off.
LOL. I honestly think that's how World War II will be depicted in a hundred years if the Dommies (Dominionists/Christo-Fascists/take your pick) win.
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Can we make PZ Meyers our official Master Chief Mad Scientist-At-Arms?
INTERCEPTED MILITARY MESSAGE TRAFFIC COURTESY OF THE FAITH BASED BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (note information partially corrupted during data transfer, overall accuracy of enemy deployments unknown)
TO: Fort Dawkins, England
FROM: Major Burns, 82nd Tank Division, Pennsylvania Regiment
RE: R&R, or if not...
... then maybe the SkepChicks can entertain my troops. We've been holding out on the Schuylkill Front for months since that video hit the net and we're being pinned down by enemy artillery. Please tell me the Mechs are on their way. We can't last much longer.
*******************************************************
TO: Fort Dawkins, England
FROM: Brigadier General Clayton, 51st Artillery Division, Pennsylvania Regiment
RE: Troop Desegregation
General Dawkins, I must insist once more that the agnostic troops under my command are legally entitled to equal pay under Section 4077, Subsection C, of the Operating Manual of the Army of Reason.
“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”
TO: Fort Dawkins, England
FROM: Brigadier General Clayton, 51st Artillery Division, Pennsylvania Regiment
RE: Additionally
In addition, General Dawkins, I must apologize for the badly coordinated effort this morning which resulted in the unfortunately friendly shelling of the 82nd at the Schuylkill Front and must request the presence of additional Libertarian transfers and the replacement of vital equipment.
Also, Did you get my memo about equal pay?
I must express concerns regarding the lack of patriotism in our surgeons operating here on the front. I had a run-in with a Dr. Rook Hawkeye of a Mobile Atheist Surgical Hospital recently, and I must say that he and his colleague Dr. Trapper Sapient left much to be desired. I refuse to tolerate the hijinks of these disrespectful draftees.
“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”
Do we need actual drivers in those mechs or is there some way we can just have telepathic teenagers pilot them by remote control? Cause that would be oh so badass.
“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”
Gonna let some SERIOUS nerdness hang out here...
Those "Mechs" are known as "Armored Cores" (That main one being in the video being "Split-Face" )
and they do infact need pilots (and in case of Armored Core 'Nexts', the pilots do need to have innate psychic abilities)
I have wasted a many thousand hours playing the Armored Core video games >.>
My nerdness is going back downstairs now.
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The faithful train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene! At least we're consistent.
-Colonel Kurtz, Scarlet Berets, Army of Dawkins
“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”
INTERCEPTED COMMUNIQUE 10197 Time Index 14:23 7/14/08
Faith Based Bureau of Investigation
To: General Sam Harris, United Atheist Front
From: Brigadier General Clayton, Pennsylvania Regiment
re: Medical personnel
I assume you got the CC of my memo to General Dawkins regarding the poor regard for the service of our drafted medial personnel. I would like to state, for the record, that I am quite satisfied with the services of Head Nurse Major Kelly O'Houlihan. However, I am writing up Doctors Trapper Sapient and Rook Hawkeye for their wanton disregard of military protocol. I am absolutely sick of this. Are these recurrent oddballs really the best surgeons we have on the front? I personally plan to make another visit to Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's 4077th Mobile Atheist Surgical Hospital and will report on my findings to you and General Dawkins. I am looking forward to our coming weekend in Seoul, with General MacDeludedGod of the Pacific Theatre of Action.
“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”
This the Theist Liberation Front, reporting in. Ten days ago, the Army of Dawkins, operating from their secret base in the Galapagos Islands, struck with terrible loss of faith, unveiling the ugly head of secular humanism in a fury of rational, logic argument. They were relentless. They stormed academies and places of worship all over the world and proceeded to talk the ears off of respected theologians and clergy. Casualties are still coming in, but one million people worldwide, so far, have been said to have renounced the religions of their births and/or indoctrinations.
The TLF is still regrouping. We have established the Faith Based Bureau of Investigation to combat the militant atheist threat. Good night, and God bless.
This concludes tonight's broadcast from the Theist Liberation Front.
“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”
I have my army of Southrons of Harad and their Mumakil. They are ready to invade the south of Italy to distract the Holy army of Palpatine while you all invade from the north! we will take the Vatican and then Dawkins will become Pope and by doing so he will disassemble the church from within!!!
How Machiavellian. But how do you plan to surpass the Vatican security computers? May I suggest a mathematical Logic Bomb?
“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”
idk that is not what i need to worry about all i need to do is ensure that you all have time to enter The Vatican's main compound, i am not included in the plans for that. I am a mere Field Commander whose is doing his job at trying to keep the bulk of their force distracted. i am sure Dawkins has a group of hy-tech Hackers and programmers who he will use on this to destory that monstrosity!