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4 reasons (and 1 irrefutable axiom) why the new Batman movie will SUCK

Posted on: July 12, 2008 - 6:59pm

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4 reasons (and 1 irrefutable axiom) why the new Batman movie will SUCK

- No shark repellent Bat-spray.

- No cartoon sound-effect inserts flashing in the fight scenes.

- No Adam West.

- No Cesar Romero (does Heath Ledger even have a mustache?).

And worst of all:

- No "Batusi". If Batman doesn't dance, then it's worthless (this is known as the Axiom of Batman Adaptations).

I don't want to hear another word about it. Mods, please lock this thread so the TRUTH cannot be corrupted.

MOD EDIT: The truth will set you free, so long as you don't dispute it. Thread locked.