I like it =) Definitely time well spent, Mr. Shizzle.

Oh Father, I have a confession.
I have this awful obsession.
The men-of-the-cloth'll
Soon open a brothel,
And I want the condom concession.

Ehh...the best I can do is an old limerick from Dragon magazine, of many years ago.  So, for the D&D players here:

She thought it true love she had found,

When the handsome young centaur came around

But one roll in the hay,

And he trotted away.

He had only been horsing around.

Conor

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Had a dick so big he could suck it.

He walked down the street

Swingin' his meat,

And carryin' his balls in a bucket. 

 There was a young man from the sticks,

who liked to compose limericks,

but he failed at his sport,

because they were too short.

--

There was an old man

from Peru, whose lim'ricks all

looked like Haiku.  He

Said with a laugh, "I

cut them in half, the pay is 

much better for two."

Your meter is tripping and falling
And everywhere stopping and stalling
You've tried to debate
It comes out as hate
Your illiteracy is appalling

When Fathom attempted to thunder

And blow Rook Hawkins asunder

The "blast" he'd impart

Came out more like a fart

Now "Fathom" is six feet under!

[edit]

One cannot rely on old Tacitus

His "sources" alas are absconditus

To claim he insisted

That Jesus existed

Is what Tacky himself once called irritus

That one deserves applause. I'm applauding. You can't hear it, but I am.

RnR is pretty much asshat central. I think you can't have an account there unless you're a complete asshole.

That isn't me. That's one of those dickheads stole my picture and made a fake account (could I have whoever did that prosecuted for identity theft?)

To be a dumbass and then show it

Or a high order prick and not know it

Is less of a crime

Than to torture a rhyme

And failure to scan as a poet.

But at least all your "verses" explain

The reason you're seen as a pain.

A mind like a sewer

Brim-filled with manure

You've mistakenly thought was your brain!

I've never seen so much clatter

Since I just checked out RnR's chatter.

The format is weird;

To me it appeared

As nothing but spent teenage splatter

You don't. It stands for "Rants and Raves". It's another forum site. I checked it out a bit, but it looks like people entertaining themselves by annoying each other. Or being annoyed. Or some combination of both. Anyway, it's not my kind of fun.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

While wiping his chin,

He said with a grin,

"If my ear were a cunt, I could have sex with it."

On the arm of a barmaid near Yale

were tattooed the prices of ale

and on her behind

for the sake of the blind

was the same information in braille

I'd also like to add if they let us argue/insult each other with limericks in school, as demonstrated on this thread, I'd know a lot less kids failing English. Pure awesome.