Christians explain this, Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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Christians explain this, Deuteronomy 25:11-12
11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets;
12 then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall have no pity.
From what I can tell, the simplified version is, If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
So, the Bible has a no kick in the nuts policy, and a no rescue someone from an assailant policy. Funny and sad.
When once asked in the library if I believed in Jesus Christ, I pointed out that zombie novels are in the fiction section.
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Gonna kick you squaw in the secrets!
I think this applies only to grabbing by the hand and I guess only to women?
I love a god who considers every detail.
Wonder what the 'Knee to the groin' policy is?
Cut off the knee, perhaps?
How about biting a private part? Hmm...
Loreana Bobbit could have used that for her defence. "I'm innocent because I followed the bible."
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
god doesn't allow coed water polo, apparently.
To be fair it is a bad time to get frisky. It does go to show however that there really is nothing new under the sun. To think people got off on S&M even then is mindblowing.
"Faith, Faith is an island in the setting sun,
but proof, proof is the bottom line for everyone."
Proof, Paul Simon
Nothing this hard should taste so beefy.
Google, "the bible hates women"
http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/christian/TJ6R20CHIFD9127GV
http://www.cybercollege.com/antiwoman.htm
ETC
Google , "The bible on menstruation"
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/menstruation.html
ETC
KILL GOD OF ABRAHAM
Atheism Books.
Omg you made me laugh.
Men used to swear an oath by grabbing their testicles in the bible (Gen 24:2-4). This is Abraham talking to his chief (head?) slave. There are other verses btw.I guess this is why testicle and testament have the same root word.
I just find it hypocritical that a woman would have her hand cut off for such an offense but another man could grope another man in making an oath to god. INFUCKINCREDIBLE!
"Always seek out the truth, but avoid at all costs those that claim to have found it" ANONYMOUS