Ghetto Games
Posted on: August 23, 2008 - 10:47am
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Ghetto Games
With the olympics going on, I thought they should have a ghetto olympics - it would probably only be between US cities - like Detroit, Philly, LA, Chicago, etc. Events would include drive-by target shooting, 40 drinking and triatholon (window smash, tv grab and 100 yard dash carrying it. )
Any other event ideas?
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The four man Five-oh!!! Five-oh!!! relay. (400m and 800m events)
The eight charactor grafitti speed writing. (The twelve charactor,...etc.)
Speed dialing a lawyer
100m turnstyle jumping
inventive urine sample avoidence
Alley apple (bricks) hurling
shiv making (by weight classes)
edit: I'm not a racist, I like black people honest, I think every family should own one.
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Since learning about the olympics as a kid this has probably been the one I'm the least interested in. Cadel Evans made a point about it being purely "made for TV", but that's been the way it is since long before I was even born. Anyone who thinks this is new is just ignorant imho, including the sydney ones and that's the city I live in.
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think of it as... showing our diveristy ^_^
geirj we brave few, we band of brothers; for anyone who offends with me this day is my brother: we atheists are equal oppertunity offenders, today it is the olympic, ghettos and yourself plus theists always. Tomorrow we will offend others.
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VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
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How'd I forget to put in something involving pimpin' ?
you mean waiting patiently for your crappy public defender? i think "resisting arrest" would be more entertaining and, if you're good, avoid this whole lawyer issue entirely.
The pistol whip
From what I wrote originally there's a way I could be in an olympics - on the Philadelphia (closest large city) Ghetto Olympics 40-drinking team.
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Lets expand on that, is it 40 guys drinking till they drop, or each person drinking 40 shots/ounces/liters
edi; OH! or all of the above?
What Would Kharn Do?
Each person drinking a 40-oz bottle of malt liquor (commonly referred to simply as a "40" in the hood. )
**Edit
Oh yeah, the awarded medals would spin. Sponsors could be like different malt liquors, Cristal, Cadillac, and places that make like gold teeth and grillz and shit.
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'Da 2008 Ghetto Olympics in downtown Detroit. Sponsored by Cristal, Cadillac, Colt 45, and Iced_Out_Gear.
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60 bucks for a pair of shutter shades on that site... damn! i had a pair of those when i was 10 and i'm sure they were less than 10 bucks. looks like i need to start pimping some stuff out on e-bay.
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oops!
You bought 15, didn't you?
i have two pairs. both are blue with white shutters for that authentic straight out of the 80s look.
That Iced Out Gear place is where I got my pimp cup.
you gota admit, its kinda funny though =) I cant stand places with no humor.
I got here from a website sellling funny bumper stickers.
Personally, I'm more partial to the Redneck Olympics. I'm sure I have a better chance there.
http://summerredneckgames.com/
http://www.deltafest.com/index.cfm?page=redneck
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On a related note, they should start a pimp reality show. There'd be contests like figuring out money, dressing pimp-style- bling and all, tricking out a car, slick talking, etc. The winner would be given an actual stable of 4 to 8 prostitutes.
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