Hilarious christian dancing.

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Perhaps this is the real

Perhaps this is the real reason hard-nosed Baptists prohibit dancing.


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Lol, and people wonder why

Lol, and people wonder why we're Atheist


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Eh gads

 Leave the dancing and singing to the fornicators, PLEASE!


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I much prefer this song.

I much prefer this song.


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Gawd! I hated the 70's and

Gawd! I hated the 70's and disco!   The dancing is really pathetic, hell, the whole thing was pathetic.  This proves one thing: white people can't dance! Think being christian had anything to do with it?

 

<edit> Just saw the second video.  It's all just too much! Gotta get rid of those images.  Must put my eyes out! Must put my eyes out.......

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The jesus is my friend one

The jesus is my friend one was definitely worse. The jehovas witnesses in my neighborhood are starting to prosthelytize (if thats how you spell it), and they left a two page letter on my door to save my soul. The next time they come im going to use halloween make up to have a fake pentagram carved on to my chest with blood to scare them away. I don't know if thats wrong, but it's damn funny. I'll make sure to film it so you guys can see the reaction.


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funknotik wrote:The jesus is

funknotik wrote:

The jesus is my friend one was definitely worse. The jehovas witnesses in my neighborhood are starting to prosthelytize (if thats how you spell it), and they left a two page letter on my door to save my soul. The next time they come im going to use halloween make up to have a fake pentagram carved on to my chest with blood to scare them away. I don't know if thats wrong, but it's damn funny. I'll make sure to film it so you guys can see the reaction.

 

I'm kind of curious as to how you are going to pull this off.  You really think they'll wait at the door long enough for you to apply all that makeup?  Or are you hoping your neighbors will call and give you a heads up?

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I found "jesus is a friend

I found "jesus is a friend of mine" to be insanely catchy and a pure pleasure to behold!


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Jello wrote:I found "jesus

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I found "jesus is a friend of mine" to be insanely catchy and a pure pleasure to behold!

I'm just sharing the love.  I had it stuck in my head earlier that day for about an hour.  Most painful hour I've had in years. Sad

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Sure Christians can dance,

Sure Christians can dance, you just need to find the right ones and catch them at the right time.
(I tried embedding it but just don't know how - meh!!)
 

Who needs alcohol or ecstacy when you've dosed on holy ghost!!


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Strafio wrote:Sure

Strafio wrote:

Sure Christians can dance, you just need to find the right ones and catch them at the right time.
(I tried embedding it but just don't know how - meh!!)
 

Who needs alcohol or ecstacy when you've dosed on holy ghost!!

I think it proves once again, christians can't dance!  Loved the idiot convulsing on the floor, when the other idiot fell on top of him, he got a few good kicks in for payback. Makes me glad I figured out the lies early in life.

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Bulldog wrote:Strafio

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Strafio wrote:

Sure Christians can dance, you just need to find the right ones and catch them at the right time.
(I tried embedding it but just don't know how - meh!!)
 

Who needs alcohol or ecstacy when you've dosed on holy ghost!!

I think it proves once again, christians can't dance!  Loved the idiot convulsing on the floor, when the other idiot fell on top of him, he got a few good kicks in for payback. Makes me glad I figured out the lies early in life.

Wow the drummer in that was horrible. Are sure there not on crack? Crystal meth maybe?