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Posted on: October 25, 2008 - 6:06pm

spike.barnett

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I am God.

I used to be an atheist until I found my lord and savior... Me. I can assure you this is true because I said it and I am infallible. All who doubt me will be forever tormented; having to constantly defend their right to free thought through all eternity… which I have now decided will last until 3 Tuesdays from now. I can do that because I am God. I can do anything… apart from rid the world of evil… and show proof of being God…. I am a jealous god and will have no god’s before me. Therefore I am declaring jihad on “I AM GOD AS YOU.” I will not tolerate such blasphemy. In the name of me I will strongly discourage people from having original thoughts henceforth!

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Posted on: October 25, 2008 - 6:33pm #1

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No, you're not. "I AM GOD

No, you're not. "I AM GOD AS YOU" is God. It's painfully obvious because the word God is in his name.

Therefore, you're a demon, and you shall burn in hell, along with all of your infidel disciples!!!

Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare

Posted on: October 25, 2008 - 6:57pm #2

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I think I will just murder

I think I will just murder all my enemies then just ask god for forgiveness...should still get into heaven as long as one of you gods thinks it's ok Eye-wink

I might believe in a god/goddess if he/she grows an amputee's limb back via prayer or faith healing etc...now that would be a miracle, temporary fixes are no good to us god...we want results.

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Posted on: October 25, 2008 - 7:24pm #3

I AM GOD AS YOU

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I do not forgive nor

I do not forgive nor forget. The jihad is the eternal war of yin yang, matter anti-matter. In this neck of the cosmos the more gods the better. The god(s) of the earth theists is the devil's spell. Be the god(s) you are, as all is one, as there is no master .... blah, blah, woopdie doo

I am God -

Clever video from cool Gisburne2000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYx3m-piLA

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Posted on: October 26, 2008 - 4:24am #4

enzoconti

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No, No , No! I am God!

...and so is my wife!!!

Posted on: October 26, 2008 - 4:30am #5

enzoconti

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I AM GOD AS YOU wrote:

I AM GOD AS YOU wrote:

I do not forgive nor forget. The jihad is the eternal war of yin yang, matter anti-matter. In this neck of the cosmos the more gods the better. The god(s) of the earth theists is the devil's spell. Be the god(s) you are, as all is one, as there is no master .... blah, blah, woopdie doo
I am God -
Clever video from cool Gisburne2000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYx3m-piLA

Very clever! Thanks for that link God.

Sincerely,

God.

Posted on: October 26, 2008 - 2:01pm #6

Jacob Cordingley

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Sigh

Posted on: October 26, 2008 - 2:13pm #7

spike.barnett

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I can do that.

Although the third of my eleven comandments is thall shalt not ask forgiveness, I can make an exception in your case. By the way, my heaven is the best heaven...

P.S. To kill an infidel is not murder, it is the path to heaven... Or so I've been told...

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Posted on: October 30, 2008 - 9:31am #8

kevin morton

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i lost my god put him sum

i lost my god put him sum ware them dam gods just carnt keep them in 1 place i did hav 1 i promice

Posted on: October 30, 2008 - 10:49am #9

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I AM

I AM

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