Post I made humor about Ellection.

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Post I made humor about Ellection.

Some local guy on a local board made a post titled "Mark my words" regarding his prediction that McCain would win.

The following is my response:

I'm Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room,

THIS JUST IN FROM CNN, ELVIS IS STILL ALIVE AND HAS BEEN SPOTTED AT A MCCAINNALD"S IN SCRANTON,

A picture is worth 1,000 words. Elvis stuck in the bathroom door stall, has to be medivaced to the local hospital. Doctors say he ate 20 Big McCains and polished them off with 08 sprinkled Palin freezes.

(note the play on the number of items 20 08)

 

"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Brian37 wrote:

Some local guy on a local board made a post titled "Mark my words" regarding his prediction that McCain would win.

The following is my response:

I'm Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room,

THIS JUST IN FROM CNN, ELVIS IS STILL ALIVE AND HAS BEEN SPOTTED AT A MCCAINNALD"S IN SCRANTON,

A picture is worth 1,000 words. Elvis stuck in the bathroom door stall, has to be medivaced to the local hospital. Doctors say he ate 20 Big Mavericks and polished them off with 08 sprinkled Palin freezes.

(note the play on the number of items 20 08)

END REVISION....

I would have edited the original post but the edit function seems to be missing on my end.

 

 

"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog