Newest Threat According to Sean Hannity: Vampires

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Newest Threat According to Sean Hannity: Vampires

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEzVU7zdQ74

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

There may be one in you commuinty RIGHT NOW!!


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Hannity's a typical right

Hannity's a typical right wing fucktard.


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 You know, I wouldn't call

 You know, I wouldn't call this "typical".  This is Colbert Threatdown material.  I could seriously see him following this up by screaming "Bears!" and throwing up that one graphic of the roaring Grisley.

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You have got to be fucking

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

 

Now, I understand that faux news is, in reality, a propaganda spinning wheel... but this is still nationally syndicated news!

I can't believe I just saw that. Was this some kind of April Fools joke Fox was playing or something?

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I saw this news article as

I saw this news article as being very tongue in cheek.  Informing people of what those who claim themselves in real life to be vampires are actually like, but other than that just poking fun at the whole idea.  I don't see what the big deal is about this news story.  I think people need to flick that little switch titled "sense of humour" and watch it again.

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Trust me on this one,

Trust me on this one, Thingy.  Sean Hannity's a star employee of your illustrious countryman Rupert, and he is always totally fucking serious about every single thing he says.  

 

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Um I hope that you are

Um I hope that you are aware that he is not talking about the Count Dracula type of vampire who would burst into flame just for talking a walk on a sunny day, right?

 

He is talking about the people who are into a fake “vampire culture” that developed in response to one particular RPG (Vampire: The Masquerade). The whole bit about doctors and lawyers being vampires is quite over the top. In reality, we are talking about the Goth crap that some teenagers have going on.

 

Actually, I have known a few of those from my days working crowd control at sci-fi conventions. They refuse to emerge from the hotel room while the sun is out. They keep a friend around who is willing to pretend to be the person whom they feed from. I have personally videotaped the feeders bringing bags from McDonald's into the hotel room around lunch time.

 

Furthering the matter of the reality of fake vampires, I assure you that it is impossible to drink more than a shot glass of human blood. While some of the fake vampires may do that much, the human digestive system will reject much more than that as it produces a reaction that normally comes into play for massive internal bleeding. If you bleed into your stomach, you will vomit the blood out to keep the digestive juices from getting into your system in general. And the vomit will be partially digested blood that ends up looking like coffee grounds.

 

Actually, this serves as evidence of the fact the the old 1980's stories of ritual abuse were fake. Real cases of abuse would have reported evidence that conformed to actual fact. Nobody reported that drinking blood was followed by puking coffee grounds. Nor did reports of human sacrifice ever refer to the “blue worms” that came from the human gut (intestines are really blue).

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I heard that when I had to

I heard that when I had to take CPR/first aid when I was working - if someone has a nosebleed tell them to not swallow it or they will puke. I'm still certified in CPR/first aid a few months I think.

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Quote:Um I hope that you are

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Um I hope that you are aware that he is not talking about the Count Dracula type of vampire who would burst into flame just for talking a walk on a sunny day, right?

Uh. Well, he references Stoker's work as a preface to the 'investigation', the interviewee plainly stated (without being ridiculed) that she thought she was a vampire and researching legitimate vampires, and Sannity said at the conclusion that it was 'mysterious' and 'intriguing', which implies the notion that it's not totally superstitious bullshit.

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Kevin, you are engaging

Kevin, you are engaging in cherry picking there. He also mentioned Anne Rice and True Blood as examples of the fascination that people have with the myth. Other cool media that he failed to mention include John Carpenter and Quentin Tarrantino who both made reasonably cool vampire movies. If you have not seen those movies, I would recommend them. The idea of fighting vampires with a super soaker full of holy water is kind of entertaining. If that does not reel you in, the vampires in After Dark also show lots of T&A before you find out what is really going on (since it is set in a trucker bar outside of Tiajuana).

 

Yes, the woman said that she was a vampire and that you wold not know it because she does not drape her house in black crepe. Um, if she only mowed her lawn in the middle of the night, I would consider that as an indication that something weird was going on in her house.

 

Even so, it is not superstitious bullshit, it is just regular bullshit. As I said, I have known a few of them over the years. They get drunk on a couple of six packs just like the rest of us. They just prefer their beer with a bit of red food coloring. The only real differenced that I can attest to comes from the one that I fucked. She was so into the whole undead thing that she intentionally played dead in bed. But then, she was not hot like Vampirella anyway, so the whole event was not much to brag about.

 

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Furthering the matter of the reality of fake vampires, I assure you that it is impossible to drink more than a shot glass of human blood. While some of the fake vampires may do that much, the human digestive system will reject much more than that as it produces a reaction that normally comes into play for massive internal bleeding. If you bleed into your stomach, you will vomit the blood out to keep the digestive juices from getting into your system in general. And the vomit will be partially digested blood that ends up looking like coffee grounds.

 

Not entirely true...

Sure if you take some random dumb shmuck off the street and forced him to down a pint of blood, he would have the exact reaction you mentioned, but for those who actually drink blood regularly? their systems are used to it/ adapted to it/can take it, whatever.

Im sure large predatory animals down more then a few pintes of blood when eating a fresh kill, dont see lions throwing up good eats now do ya?

 

Just an interesting effect of how we live.

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Lions aren't humans.

Lions aren't humans.


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neither are vampires, OH

neither are vampires, OH SNAP what now? hehe


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Techincally they would be

Techincally they would be undead humans - unless they're a vampire dwarf for example.


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 Then again... there are

 Then again... there are those inscrutable Brits...

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Techincally they would be undead humans - unless they're a vampire dwarf for example.

 

That template is wimpy as hell though, it needs a lower level adjustment. Maybe that is what Hannity is complaining about.


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 Quote: That template is

 

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 That template is wimpy as hell though, it needs a lower level adjustment. Maybe that is what Hannity is complaining about.

 

  
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Fire wrote:MattShizzle

Fire wrote:

MattShizzle wrote:

Techincally they would be undead humans - unless they're a vampire dwarf for example.

 

That template is wimpy as hell though, it needs a lower level adjustment. Maybe that is what Hannity is complaining about.

 

While that is entirely true... my mind jumped to the thought of... "How the hell does a vampire dwarf manage to bite my neck?"... but i guess knee caps work to.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEzVU7zdQ74

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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As FNC is part of Fox they must have a Vampire TV series ready for broadcast and this is just the prep work. Look for more coming soon shit if that is the case. After all Fox can't allow HBO and others to cash in alone.

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I'm guessing animal blood

I'm guessing animal blood may be digestible while human blood is not - otherwise people could never have eaten raw meat. Can cannibals eat raw human meat without getting sick?

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MattShizzle wrote:I'm

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I'm guessing animal blood may be digestible while human blood is not - otherwise people could never have eaten raw meat. Can cannibals eat raw human meat without getting sick?

Theoretically...

but then again, human flesh tastes bad enough to make you sick... (or so they say ), but that could be more of a mental reaction than anything >.>

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MattShizzle wrote:I'm

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I'm guessing animal blood may be digestible while human blood is not - otherwise people could never have eaten raw meat. Can cannibals eat raw human meat without getting sick?

Meat is meat and blood is blood.  Your digestive system isn't equipped notice any difference based upon the species.  Freshly killed and hygenically prepared raw meat shouldn't be a problem unless the animal was carrying a pathogen itself.  

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I'm guessing animal blood may be digestible while human blood is not - otherwise people could never have eaten raw meat. Can cannibals eat raw human meat without getting sick?

Theoretically...

but then again, human flesh tastes bad enough to make you sick... (or so they say ), but that could be more of a mental reaction than anything >.>

 

I've heard human flesh tastes amost exactly like pork - I've also heard many firefighters don't like roast pork because it smells like burning human flesh. Not that I'd be willing to try to find out.

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DamnDirtyApe wrote:unless

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unless the animal was carrying a pathogen itself.  

Which becomes a very interesting problem when you decide to eat your own species...

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MattShizzle wrote:I've also

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I've also heard many firefighters don't like roast pork because it smells like burning human flesh. Not that I'd be willing to try to find out.

No... i can personally confirm that burning human flesh, smells nothing like pork... in any way, what so ever.

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