Inauguratoin Day drinking game
Posted on: January 17, 2009 - 9:00pm
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Inauguratoin Day drinking game
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The Inauguration Day 2009 Drinking Game
Drink Every Time Someone Says:
- “Historic”
- “Monumental”
- “Kennedy”
- “Lincoln”
- “Change” (as a noun)
- “Most anticipated inauguration in history”
- The name of a celebrity who thinks their opinion matters.
Drink Every Time:
- Joe Biden’s hairplugs are awkwardly noticeable.
- You see Oprah crying.
- W glances at his watch.
- You see a mediocre looking chick with political aspirations in the crowd.
- Chris Matthews appears to get a boner.
- You see Obama’s face on a t-shirt.
- A white guy pretends to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song.
- Keith Olbermann comes off as a smug, pretentious asshole.
- Someone in the crowd passes out.
- You see a bearded hippie.
- Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama’s campaign.
- A Fox News correspondent speaks in hushed tones with an air of faux patriotism
Forget Jesus, the stars died so that you could be here
- Lawrence Krauss
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With a list like that, you might just as well knock back a quart of vodka before getting started.
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I would join in but I'd like to live to see the "change." Knocking back that many will surely leave you dead or puking.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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I don't know. Keith Richards does that all the time.
"Yes, I seriously believe that consciousness is a product of a natural process. I find that the neuroscientists, psychologists, and philosophers who proceed from that premise are the ones who are actually making useful contributions to our understanding of the mind." - PZ Myers
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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I would play this drinking game, but the tax money collected from my liquor store tab would surely stimulate the economy. I cannot let it appear as though Obama has "fixed" the economy just because I had to buy $11,000 worth of booze to play this game for half an hour before passing out and pissing in my favorite chair.
"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." - Bertrand Russell
Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
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You forgot one, Mike:
Every time Rick Warren is allowed to speak, die a little inside.
-Triften
I think the idea is to celibrate, not promote alcohol poisoning.
Let me add to the list if I may, take a drink anytime you hear a religious word, or see a religious reference or motif, such as a chior singing.
That alone will put anyone in ICU.
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