Hey I think that Vince is a pretty cool guy

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:He sells

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He sells Shamwows and doesn't afraid of anything.

It's like you're speaking a different language.

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He needs to run a brush

He needs to run a brush across his head before letting the camera roll. The guy looks like he has a rooster comb from sleeping off a hangover and forgetting to groom the next morning.

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If I sold shamwows I

If I sold shamwows I wouldn't fix my hair either. Or bathe. Come to think of it I would never sell shamwows.

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You did it wrong. It should

You did it wrong. It should have gone like this:

"i like that vince is a pretty cool guy eh sells shamwows and doesnt afraid of anything."

No one gets it here because there seems to be a general hatred of 4chan on RRS.

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Zymotic wrote:You did it

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You did it wrong. It should have gone like this:

"i like that vince is a pretty cool guy eh sells shamwows and doesnt afraid of anything."

No one gets it here because there seems to be a general hatred of 4chan on RRS.

Not true, I got it.

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I don't go to 4Chan, I got

I don't go to 4Chan, I got it from GameFAQs which I guess is 4Chan jr.

 

 

 

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Yo Dawg, I heard you like rational thought so I put an RRS RSS in yo car, so you can rationally respond while you drive.

 

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Mexican ShamWows... Even

Mexican ShamWows... Even better than the regular ones!


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:He sells

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He sells Shamwows and doesn't afraid of anything.
This is interesting, in support of your claims of Vince Fearlessness:

http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

 

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:I don't

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I don't go to 4Chan, I got it from GameFAQs which I guess is 4Chan jr.

Every message board on the internet is 4Chan Jr now.

 

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:
He sells Shamwows and doesn't afraid of anything.
This is interesting, in support of your claims of Vince Fearlessness:

http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

 

Is this the skepchick formerly of Skeptic magazine? Doesn't matter. Despite his bad hair I think I'll still be making a purchase. I can forgive poor fashion sense for a good cause.  I might even order some for my friends and family.

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Vince with the SlapChop

ZOMG! He said "You guy's are gonna love my nuts."

I know I'm retarded by the way...

 

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Shamwow parody 

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spike.barnett wrote:Renee

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Renee Obsidianwords wrote:

Vince with the SlapChop

ZOMG! He said "You guy's are gonna love my nuts."

I know I'm retarded by the way...

 

 

HAHA   I had to play it over again because I was like  "WAIT, did he just say what I think he said?"

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 Vince scares the ever

 Vince scares the ever living shit out of me. I don't know if it's the crazy eye that looks like it's straining to get out and kill me or if it's that headset. Who is he talking to on that thing? Why is he wearing it at all? He moves quick like lightening too. I don't want his nuts! I don't want a shamwow! Why oh why did I order 13 shamwow's and 11 slapchops? That damned eye hypnotizes you...


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Zymotic wrote:Cpt_pineapple

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:

I don't go to 4Chan, I got it from GameFAQs which I guess is 4Chan jr.

Every message board on the internet is 4Chan Jr now.

 

That's amusing. 4Chan owes its current existance to Squaresoft. When it closed down its forums back in 2002 or so, all the millions of people who used it as the internets first great message board had to go elsewhere. 4Chan and a few sites that mostly don't exist anymore got the slack. Poor guys really should have kept that board going...

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:He sells

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He sells Shamwows and doesn't afraid of anything. 

 

Cpt,

I think he's afraid of hookers that bite:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

 

 

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pauljohntheskeptic

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Cpt,

I think he's afraid of hookers that bite:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

 

 

Wow, I wouldn't have imagined that.

 

 

It just goes to show, always make sure you get your hookers from a reputable skank dealer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:It just

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It just goes to show, always make sure you get your hookers from a reputable skank dealer.

I hand select mine. If anybody wants I'm offering a 2 for 1 deal. They love you long time. Any ting you want.

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Cpt_pineapple

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pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

Cpt,

I think he's afraid of hookers that bite:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

 

 

Wow, I wouldn't have imagined that.

 

 

It just goes to show, always make sure you get your hookers from a reputable skank dealer.

  

 

Yeah, South Beach nightclubs aren't known for reputable skanks.

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spike.barnett

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:

It just goes to show, always make sure you get your hookers from a reputable skank dealer.

I hand select mine. If anybody wants I'm offering a 2 for 1 deal. They love you long time. Any ting you want.

 

Lol.

 

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Vastet wrote:spike.barnett

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spike.barnett wrote:

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

It just goes to show, always make sure you get your hookers from a reputable skank dealer.

I hand select mine. If anybody wants I'm offering a 2 for 1 deal. They love you long time. Any ting you want.

 

Lol.

 

We have white pussy, yellow pussy, black pussy, pink pussy, green pussy, tall pussy, short pussy, big pussy, wide pussy, cock pussy, dog pussy, plastic pussy, metal pussy, internets pUssOrz....

I didn't know it came in green....

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Well in that case...*Files

Well in that case...

*Files suit for false advertising*

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Vastet wrote:Well in that

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Well in that case...

*Files suit for false advertising*

*In panicked voice*

"No need for that sir. I'll find you some! You're my best customer..."

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 I hear poor Vince can't

 I hear poor Vince can't use his celebrity status to get a regular girlfriend, so he resorts to punching hookers...

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Meet Vince Shlomi. He’s probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

 

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.”

Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face. After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops.

Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported.

In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment.

[Shlomi] was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi’s occupation as “Marketing,” but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

 

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eh, I doubt it's about getting a GF

so many famous people have used hookers/call girls, charlie sheen, hugh grant, christiano ronaldo, Alex rodriguez, Gene Simmons, Arnold Schwarzengger, Jack Nicolson, Tommy Lee, and many many others have been caught or suspected of using call girls, it's more about just getting laid and not having to worrying about having to call back the girl the next day or the messy relationship part, it is the idea of a simple business transaction (not that it always works out that way as vince is a clear example), although truth be told, I wasn't charged because lets admit, anyone of us would have punched the crap out of someone until they let go of your tongue if they bit it and wouldn't release it.


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I agree with that. I've

I agree with that. I've never been particularly interested in the idea of getting a prostitute myself, but I know if I got one and she bit my tongue and wouldn't let go, my fist would be meeting whatever part of her was reachable within a very brief period of time. I don't recognize sexual differences as a detractor for violence. If someone attacks me, I will respond in kind. Regardless of whether they are male or female. Regardless of whether they are mentally and physically able or not. I have the right to defend myself, and I exercise that right with extreme prejudice.

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 Oh, I'm just being hard on

 Oh, I'm just being hard on the guy.  I know celebs get hookers.  Hell, if I was filthy rich, I'd probably do it, too.  Sometimes, a guy just wants a girl to get him off and then go away, and getting a hooker is a lot easier than seducing some girl at a bar, lying to her about how you'll feel in the morning, and then dealing with a crazy stalker.

But... I still think Vince can't get a regular girlfriend.  Mainly because he's a douche.

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Hambydammit wrote: I hear

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 I hear poor Vince can't use his celebrity status to get a regular girlfriend, so he resorts to punching hookers...

 

Hamby,

 

Since I live in Florida I saw this about 10 days ago and let the Cpt know what an upstanding person Vince was. He appears to be afraid of hookers that bite so her original impression he wasn't afraid of anything may be in error.

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Hambydammit wrote: Oh, I'm

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 Oh, I'm just being hard on the guy.  I know celebs get hookers.  Hell, if I was filthy rich, I'd probably do it, too.  Sometimes, a guy just wants a girl to get him off and then go away, and getting a hooker is a lot easier than seducing some girl at a bar, lying to her about how you'll feel in the morning, and then dealing with a crazy stalker.

But... I still think Vince can't get a regular girlfriend.  Mainly because he's a douche.

OOH OHH yeah no I agree he seems he could be a douche, yeah sorry, completely agree.