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The perfect way to keep the lord's prayer close to your heart!
Posted on: April 5, 2009 - 10:44am
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The perfect way to keep the lord's prayer close to your heart!
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I love how they try to make it seem somehow supernatural that the lord's prayer would appear.
"The Magic of the prayer cross!"
"When held up to the light, the lord's prayer insantly and almost miraculously appears."
How can anything that is produced on such a large scale to be sold for profit somehow anything like a miracle.
I bought three just to be safe.
"The perfect way to keep the Lord's Prayer close to your heart"
And your money in their pockets
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
— George Carlin
Just two payments of $19.95.
Wait... 40 bux for "crystal" and "layered" silver? I guess that "Certificate of Authenticity" goes far in preventing buyer's remorse. I am in the wrong business.
I need to make a "Faith Cross", when held up to the light it shows an image of God Himself. Of course, I don't need to do more than solder two peices of "silver layered pot metal" together: When the complaints come in I can just say "What? You don't see God? Oh, ye of no faith! Oh, your soul is in danger! For another 10 payments of 9.95 our Prayer Team will ask God to heal your fractured heart."
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
P.T. Barnum must be kicking himself for not starting his own religion. What better way to make a living by selling lies to people who want to believe them.
"There is a sucker born every minute" P.T. Barnum.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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