Since we're supposedly heading there anyway.
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Purgatory. Repenting Believers. Score: Very Low
Level 1- Limbo. Virtuous Non-Believers. Score: Moderate.
Level 2. Lustful. Score: Moderate.
Level 3. Gluttonous. Score: Moderate.
Level 4. Prodigal and Avaricious. Score: Very Low.
Level 5. Wrathful and Gloomy. Score: Very High.
Level 6- The City of Dis. Heretics. Score: Very High.
Level 7. Violent. Score: Extreme.
Level 8- the Malebolge. Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers. Score: High
Level 9- Cocytus. Treacherous. Score: Moderate.
For the record, I'm not a very violent person. I'm pretty sure I got that level because of the whole "Evil sodomite" thing.
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I find it mildly annoying that I only deserve the second level of hell. Damn it but I want all of them! In any case, this is just another stupid web test. Kind of a fun one though. If I remember, I will put it up on my myspace page. Tnaks dude.
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See, I like this King Minos already. In the modern American Christian world, Lustfulness is considered a worse sin that violence (witness that blood-porn like 300 is rated R, but sex porn receives an NC-17 at least).
Wouldn't Christians be surprised to learn that mass consumption is worse than wanting lots of sex.
"Yes, I seriously believe that consciousness is a product of a natural process. I find that the neuroscientists, psychologists, and philosophers who proceed from that premise are the ones who are actually making useful contributions to our understanding of the mind." - PZ Myers
I got the sixth level, but if I can't be fit there I will be slotted into level 7, 8 or 9 depending on their vacancies. I sure hope I get 9. If I'm going to suffer eternally, I want the best package.
BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."
Well, my results were:
Purgatory: Very Low
Levels 1 through 5: High
Level 6: Very High
Level 7: High
Levels 8 and 9: Moderate
So it looks like I'll be joining Thomathy in the City of Dis.
This reminds me of the old joke:
WHY WORRY?
Why worry? Either you are sick or you are well. If you are well, why worry? If you are sick, either you will get better, or you will die. If you get better, why worry? If you die, you will either go to Heaven or to Hell. If you go to Heaven, why worry?
If you go to Hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, you won't have time to worry!
Conor
Huh. I guess I could be anywhere between Level 6 and Level 8. Still, Level 9 and Level 2 are looking good. I figure Level 2 is where it's at - that's where all the sluts would be. Isn't that right, fellow sluts? Let's hear it for sluts! C'mon.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
Meh, figures.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
...and here I thought that *I* was a generic all-purpose reprobate.
I've got nothing on you. Enlighten me, (...or is that "endarken"...) O great sinner!
Conor
I took this test and sent it to all my friends a few years ago right after I read The Inferno for the first time. I was a level 2 (WOOO! LUST!).
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
*shrug*
... do you think, not being entirely honest on the test would send me deeper?
What Would Kharn Do?
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Second Level of Hell
Level 0 | Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 | Virtuous Non-Believers | High
Level 2 | Lustful | Very High
Level 3 | Gluttonous | Low
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | Low
Level 6 | Heretics | Very High
Level 7 | Violent | Low
Level 8 | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 | Treacherous | High
Stultior stulto fuisti, qui tabellis crederes!
well it looks like i will be going many others here on the 6th level...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
City of Dis. I'll see you all there.
(Click on a level for more info)
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
British General Charles Napier while in India
I guess I'll see you all at the burning gates of Dis.
"Physical reality” isn’t some arbitrary demarcation. It is defined in terms of what we can systematically investigate, directly or not, by means of our senses. It is preposterous to assert that the process of systematic scientific reasoning arbitrarily excludes “non-physical explanations” because the very notion of “non-physical explanation” is contradictory.
-Me
Books about atheism
Oh, fer fuck's sake - were you guys even honest, or am I seriously that diametrically opposed to the values of Christianity that I can manage one more level?
Conor, honestly, I don't even know why I got level 7. I thought those questions were pretty tame. Some of the shit I've done isn't exactly murder, mind you, but I am a trader. Moral fiber isn't what you look for in a trader of commodities.
What's amazing is that I'm actually a decent person. Wait, what I mean is not that it's amazing that I'm decent - I'm saying that it's amazing that a basically decent person would get Level 7 Hell for eternity. I like George Bernard Shaw's version of hell much better.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
Hey, I made it to level 8. Guess I'll have to work a little harder. I'm just too darned nice.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
"Erecting the 'wall of separation between church and state,' therefore, is absolutely essential in a free society." Thomas Jefferson
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Guess I need to work a little harder to get to level 9.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Extreme
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Oh well, I guess I'm not "evil" enough to jon the rest of you on Level 6.
Level
Who are sent there?Score***The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Well, as long as I am not alone down there.
Slowly building a blog at ~
http://obsidianwords.wordpress.com/
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
Dis has it again. Going to be quite a party
Forget Jesus, the stars died so that you could be here
- Lawrence Krauss
That site is Dising all y'all!
*dancing and singing:
Lets get 'dis' party started !
yes i am a dork
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At least we have some Level 8s now. I don't feel as bad. I didn't want anyone to think I was padding my score.
Yes, Renee, you're a dork. But I've found that people who aren't dorks are precisely zero fun. They go to purgatory, and are often involved in bank management and "prudent investment".
Count yourself as one of Dorkdom proudly.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
Summary... Your spend eternity in the dark, getting blown... o_O lucky bastard
What Would Kharn Do?
Level 6 and the City of Dis for me as well. Hmm.
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."