Atheists working for Jesus?
Posted on: January 22, 2009 - 6:00pm
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Atheists working for Jesus?
This might be the funniest thing I've seen this year.
http://postrapturepost.com/index.html
That's right, folks. For as little as $5, (or as much as $800) you can send your heathen loved ones a message after you've been taken to heaven in the rapture.
Damn, I wish I'd thought of this.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I agree I wish I had thought of it. I have sent the link to all my believer relatives and friends.
It however brings up a few questions.
1 - If the rapture doesn't come during the life of the heathen loved ones is there a refund?
2 - What if the rapture never comes?
3 - How long is the wait list for employment for deliveryman for post rapture postman?
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
I like the name. That's the funniest part of it to me.
In a related note Bush and his Big Brother administration have zip codes and adresses for Allah, Yahwey, and Osirus. That and wiretaps, because God told him he doesn't like his drones sucking up to other gods.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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