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Barack Obama is tired of

your motherfucking shit

(Blog reposted from: April Winchell)

If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.

I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.

Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.

This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

And that means he read Ray’s quotes.

And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all!

(Archeopteryx: These are so much funnier if you imagine him saying them at a press conference.)

(NOTE: I think it should be obvious, but just in case, these are quotes from Dreams From My Father and are not actual responses to the questions.)

1) President Obama on the economic crisis?

Listen: http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/audio/OBAMA_COMPLICATED.mp3

2) President Obama on allegations that he is a muslim?

Listen: http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/audio/OBAMA_IGNORANT.mp3

3) President Obama on former rival John McCain?

Listen: http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/audio/OBAMA_THAT_GUY.mp3

4) President Obama on Obama Girl ?

Listen: http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/audio/OBAMA_NUMBER.mp3

5) Obama gives economic advice?

Listen: http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/audio/OBAMA_FRIES.mp3

And of course, we had to have a funkadelic remix:

Click here for remix

Change all you bitches and mothafuckas can believe in. Peace. Obama out.