The Rapture Right calls out Atheistic agenda of greed and debauchery
Posted on: April 5, 2009 - 1:48pm
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The Rapture Right calls out Atheistic agenda of greed and debauchery
Dear Responders,
Timothy Christian here, founding member of The Rapture Right Youth Ministry for Christ in Christ's name of the Holy Trinity Truth Church.
Most of you are very familiar with our powerful organization and you FEAR US!
Well fear us even more, cause we just blamed you for the recession and now the world will turn against atheism and destroy it once and for all!
See you in HELL!!! (technically we'll just be watching you burn on our plasma screen "hell-O-vision" TV in Heaven, but to say all that it would lose it's impact).
www.youtube.com/user/theraptureright
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"For those about to rock!....don't, it's loud and it leads to street drugs".
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Hi! I'm a fake christian nutball. Click my link.
I wonder if any Christians watch this and agree with it, thinking it's real.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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I have to admit...they had me going for a minute.
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That Poe guy is a real son of a bitch. The scary thing is that this is only ever-so-slightly more over the top than what a lot of Christians would really say.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
http://hambydammit.wordpress.com/
Books about atheism
Responding as if this were real, as I'm too lazy to determine one way or the other...
How sad. And yet, for once, we actually have a brainwasher instead of the brainwashed. Could be interesting. But probably not.
Of course. Why wouldn't we fear a bunch of psychopathic idiots with power?
Really? I caused the recession? How masterful! Can you tell me how, so I can do it again? Seems to be the best way to destroy capitalism without actually killing people. You might not have a problem with killing the opposition, but I do.
Ironically, you'll be the one burning in hell, if it exists. You don't pay much attention to your own scripture do you? Or do you somehow think you are absolved of the commandments?
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
So criticising people who believe fiction to be fact "nujob". Ok, next time you see someone yelling on the street corner about how the world is going to end because a comet is passing the earth, just ignore it. No one ever commited suicide needlessly over a comet. And Kool Aid never killed anyone either.
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Psst.... in case anyone missed the memo, it's all satire.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
http://hambydammit.wordpress.com/
Books about atheism
I got it, but apparently it isn't nice to do what Jefferson suggested and ridicule absurd propositions......If one does such, they are "nut jobs" compared to the normal people who buy claims of virgin births and magical harems in the sky.
Of course it is satire, but if one does this we are "nutjobs".
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
I subscribed.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
I just figured that clicking on a link from someone w/ only one post and w/ the screen name "Timothy Christian" was just asking for a nasty virus.
But then so is getting it on w/ your random preacher/priest/evangelist.
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
George Orwell
Since the idiots who wrote this decided to take it upon themselves to criticize my criticism, I'll post it for the hell of it, as I was responding as if it were a theist who posted it, as theists do in fact post such things. I even said as much in not so many words before I launched into my dissection of the stupidity. On the off chance they don't read their email, they obviously do read this topic, and so:
How amusing. I AM going to berate you for being ignorant in both your original post on the site, and in your response to my complete owning of it. I'm also going to berate you for claiming to not do something, following it up with doing EXACTLY what you said you would not do in the same fucking SENTENCE. Are you suffering from an extreme version of ADD? Or perhaps you have no short term memory capacity? Or maybe you're just a complete moron.
You need to get out more if you think that it was remotely amusing. Maybe it would have been amusing if you hadn't just copied verbatim what theists believe, but you did. So it wasn't. Look at the Onion, and you'll learn how to do satire properly.
Or you weren't smart enough to do it well.
A problem which you are not helping. If you want to mirror stupidity in order to make it funny, do better. Much better.
What kind of stupid question is this? I answer, you demand proof, I fail to provide it, you laugh? Is that your intent?
Or maybe you want me to waste my time and link you to a hundred topics on a dozen sites that I've participated in?
Forgive me for bursting your bubble.
You should grow your sense of humour and learn how to fight in the first place. You're sorely lacking on both counts.
Learn how to do it right and I won't have to put it down.
You first, asswipes.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.