Crapology - invent the problem and supply the solution!  Obedience on demand!

Say! How much for that patented interdimensional quantum manufacturing process? Oh, and could you hot-glue a couple of magnets on the side, too?

You know how much I love magnets.

The magnets are the only thing that make the quantum interdimensional shift possible! One bi-polar magnet, and a unipole magnet make a tripole magnet, which creates a flux wave in the nano-space.

here's the diagram:

It's not just that there's a sucker born every minute that bothers me, it's the ... no, it's that. That bothers me.

Kevin, you could get a job writing copy for these folks. Seriously. You are good.

Thanks. It's nice to know there's always a future for me in Crapology if nothing else works out.

 

I actually do want to write a paper for Answers in Genesis's new 'journal' as part of the present 'competition' to bust them with a hoax paper.

I just had a thought. How seriously would people take the bible if Billy Maze was on TV shouting to sell it like he does his products?

"BILLY MAZE HERE WITH THE AWSOME BIBLE! NEED AN INVISABLE FRIEND WE'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! HE SLICES HE DICES HE TURNS DIRT INTO FLESH! ARE YOU A VIRGIN, BUT DON'T WANT TO BE FUCKED, BUT WANT TO GET KNOCKED UP? POOF,, THE GODSPERM OF THE BIBLE CAN DO IT! HOW YOU ASK? WE DON'T KNOW EITHER, WE ARE JUST MAKING THIS SHIT UP! THE BIBLE, THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW! PESKY SCIENCE GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR FANTACY? THE BIBLE, THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW! WANT TO COMMIT ACTS OF GENOCIDE AND STILL CALL YOURSELF BENEVOLENT? THE BIBLE, THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!"

I feel like the fun was just sucked out of this guys.

 

 

 

I support this.

Okay, I can't let it go. Please, Luminon, at least drop homeopathy.

Why? Because it's pure water. In America, in Europe, on the moon, it doesn't matter: it's pure water. Ask someone who's into homeopathy. How little of something does there have to be in the sample? Now look up Avogadro's Number.

If your grasp of math is anything better than rudimentary, you'll notice that the chance of a molecule of whatever you're trying to be cured of is remote at best. That means pure water.

Please, please at the very least drop homeopathy, because then I'll know you're not crazy.

 

That is absurd. Seriously, impossible though it may sound, it may benefit you to shut up when it comes to those matters, such as medical science, about which you know nothing. The current medical understanding of disease is extremely sophisticated and based on years of cutting edge research into molecular biology. I would know. This is, after all, my job. Much of the research into cancer in the last 10 years has focused on alterations in the normal intracellular pathways that would be present in healthy cells and the ability to detect cancer and halt cancer on the basis of the alterations in the intracellular signalling pathways that occur as a consequence of the proliferation and evolution of cancerous cells. Proliferation of cancer cells is now being understood in terms of the inter-cellular signalling pathways present in cancer cells, and the evolving means by which they . Trust me, you don't know the definition of "tortorously complicated" until you study modern molecular immunology. Researchers at Caltech have created what is essentially a "lab on a chip", miniature devices designed to analyze proteins present in a sample and construct an intracellular signalling map of a region.  The same principles of alterations of intracellular signalling hold true for viral infections such as HIV, which despite having only ten genes (one being an RNA gene) has the capacity to evade the mechanisms of the immune system. A swath of antibiotics target bacteria on the basis of elements of the transcription system not present in Eukaryota. Diseases such as Alzheimers are now being causally understood on the basis of the aggregation of malformed proteins. Quite soon we will have the capacity to tailor-make drugs for individuals on the basis of their genome. To sum up, we are now beginning to have an understanding of disease which is the most fundamental possible, namely, in terms of the molecular biology which underlies the functioning of an organism immune system, the consequent interactions between proteins in cells, and the interactions of viruses and proliferating cancer cells with the molecular pathways of the immune system. I say the most fundamental because we are at this point discussing complex sequences of interactions between large macromolecular and supramolecular structure. Obviously there is nothing wrong with the individual atoms themselves. This is the most fundamental understanding of disease it is possible to possess. The fact that we are now beginning to uncover it is a tremendous triumph of medical science (which is the only valid form of medicine)

 

Haha! Oh, you shoosh. I guess I meant "... then there's hope that you're not completely crazy."

Better?

most likey, but they are also likely in portugeese like most of this legit merchandise 

 I've often wondered... if you could build a time machine, that'd be really great, but wouldn't you have to only go to a time when the earth would be in exactly the same position?  I mean, if you decide to go two days into the past, you're going to end up in outer space, right?  Or... do time machines not only move you through time, but also space?

 

It would have to move you through space and time both, which is a further question regarding the economy model time machine Will  has posted.

Will,

does this device adjust for changes in space as well as time or is that also in the deluxe model?

 

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Marty we're going to the FUTURE!

Why? People here presents their rather superficial opinion on alternative medicine, and my opinion somehow happens to be different, so I have to present it as well. At least it is different. What you do about it, that's your problem, I simply provide the information.
 

No, I had no idea about that. Here, the alternative life style means something else. You prefer the normal American way of life, I guess. Let me tell you about the measure of evil. If you kill one person, it's murder. If you kill one million of people, it's called a good business. If you kill ten millions per year just by starving them to death, it's the "American way of life".  Here, "alternative" means anything different to things which are destructive like that. It means to give a chance to the *alternative* medicine, instead of using always the modern, but invasive and short-sighted allopathic medicine. It means to pursue the *alternative* values -  spiritual and moral, instead of wealth and power. It also means to find an *alternative* sources of information, like independent media which presents more of truth about the world.

You actually thought the whole time that I believe that pure water has some chemical effects? We both know the chemical properties of homeopathic medicine, the original molecules are practically not there. But homeopathy does not have a chemical basis. It is based on the information carried by water or other medium, and it affects the endocrine and nerve system -and is also limited by them. In other words, it affects etheric body, which is bound to the endocrine and nerve system. And no - don't tell me that etheric body does not exist, I just spent a whole day by exercising it mentally, so I should know better than you. (now with our new rules it's the only thing with which I can entertain myself at work, the times of mp3 player are over)

 

Deludedgod: But this is exactly what I mean, the medicine understands perfectly the disease itself, but not why it appeared. Cancer can appear not only from unhealthy habits, toxins or radiation, but also from incorrect emotional relationships to the world. One my grandmother died like that, her cancer followed her patterns of thinking and behavior. Our body must every day destroy a possible sources of cancer in our body, but the incorrect relationship to the world can (through stress, for example) disable the body's immunity system from battling the cancer. It is a well known fact, that a disease may return, even if it was cured years before. In this case, the disease is the symptom itself for some deeper underlying problem. Similarly it is true for other diseases, like diabetes. You don't have to describe the cellular mechanisms here, what I mean is a human behavior which immensely increases the risk of a particular disease, or helps to heal it, when corrected.

Another point is again exactly what I mean. It is common that doctors does heal, for example, a varicose ulcer by healing the varicose ulcer. But every alternative medicine healer should know, that a cause of varicose ulcer is in kidneys not working well enough, thus the method is to support the kidneys. Similar it is with other organs, they're in a groups. Organs of every group are interconnected by a meridian, so a problem in one distant organ may show itself on another, distant one but being on the same meridian. In this case, what the official medicine does, is mere healing of the symptom, not the real problem. When the symptom appears again, it is seen as a new, separate disease and again seemingly healed... But one thing must be admitted - it's much, much more profitable for the official medicine that way. Almost everyone today is less or more sick somehow, except of the most resilient ones. Allergic rhinitis is believed to affect 20% of all adults and up to 40% of children - that would be unthinkable for people 60 years ago, who had to work with hay in a dusty places every day to feed their livestock. Isn't it a time for us to find an alternative?

The third point - the number of victims is also much greater. People shouts alarm when one person gets poisoned by a lead in a low quality herbs, but remains silent when millions worldwidely dies on the side-effects of their medicine. The chemotherapy is, for example, worse than the cancer itself. It is also well known that heart pills are toxic for liver, so a cardiac must decide if he likes his heart or liver more, or better said, what would he like to die from.
 

 

Luminon,

Chill baby, chill. This entire thread was one big pile of crap, hence it's title. A serious post was so not in line with the rest of the crap. Unless you were thinking something else entirely, I give it the possibility it was some how lost in translation.
 

I was being snarky and a smartass little more. 

I have no idea what the normal American life is and I'm fairly sure I don't fit into a traditional mold in any event

OK, did that make you feel better now. 

Americans including me are nothing but capitalistic warmongering empire builders of crap. We want to colonize your crap too. We want the patents on your crap so we can have the crap built in China then sell your crap on late night infomercials with Vince the guy who gets bit on the tongue by a hooker.

Are we better now?

Can this thread now return to the pile of crap that was intended?

Well I kinda hoped you'd see that it was silly.

Right! Exactly. That's such a relief. Here, I thought you were saying ... wait ...

Wha--

Oh. Sigh. Never mind.

K.

I invented strawberries.

I'm so happy that I'm about to incite your 1,000th post. No pressure.

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When I invented strawberries, there weren't even pandas yet. Also, I'm made of homeopathy. Actually, my homeopathy is tingling as we speak.

Thanks but my 1000th post made it on the Why atheists are disliked thread. So you get the 1001st.

I guess this means I'll be fighting Panda heretics for the next 1000 posts, cause what you do in the 1st post of a thousand you do for the next 1000?

You know of course the homeopathy was created by the Panda too.

So you are admitting you were made by the Panda.

I think you've forgotten what thread this is. Factual claims have no place, here! I incited your 1,000th post!

I dearly hope His High Holy and Merciful Mooseness will pardon you for your odd, completely made-up Pandafarian nonsense. It would be terrible to be stuck in a dark, black-fly-ridden Forest of Endless Night for all eternity.

Yes you did incite it.

His fake and lowlife scuminess the Moose  will eventually get that which is due him shortly.

No, thanks, I'm already a distributor for the central Europe

 

 

Yeah, we have here a crazy sect of lunatics, in white robes and with leaves on their heads. They surely do speak like that. Their sect is called "Sissy Fuss" and has a logo of a man humping a big brain. They also give stones to people, which are afterwards shown out with pride, to show everyone who's the best at making the Sissy Fuss sect angry. We pity them for their Moon-high bigotry and pride, but we do not welcome their attempts to intrude into people's freedom of choosing their sources of health and information.

I thought he was an addict.