Urologly jokes.
Offline 1. Why were the two urologists kicked of the golf course?
ANSWER: "Because they got into a pissing contest"
2. A patient goes to the urologist for a follow up. He gets into the examination room and waits. Finally the doctor comes in. He asks, "Whats my prognosis?"
The doctor responds, "URine trouble"
3. What is the one thing urologists wont give their patients?
ANSWER: "samples"(think about it, they take them, they don't give them out)
4. What is the favorite winter activity of a urologist?
ANSWER: "Writing their name in the snow."
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I'm not going to because urology jokes piss me off.
Now turn your head and cough.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
A urologist rushes home to tell his wife his urge to put his penis into a pickle cutter. His wife begs him to not follow through and seek help from a Psychiatrist. After several days, the Urologist could no longer control his urge. He puts his dick into the pickle cutter!!!!!! He returns home and his wife in a state of panic pulls down his pants and notices and notices an intact penis.
She asks,"I thought you put your cock in the pickle cutter?"
He replies, "I did and I got fired!!! And the pickle cutter, she got fired as well!!!"
(*SWOOSH*) That went over my head, no pun intended. I don't get it.
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Person.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
I was a little slow on the uptake, but I got it.
"Shrink"
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So, as part of testing to discover why a couple couldn't start a pregnancy, a man goes to his urologist for a sperm count and mobility test.
The interviewing nurse handed him a lidded sample jar and says, "Bring it back tomorrow, full." He agrees, "Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow then."
He returns as promised, and he hands the nurse the jar.
"There's no sample." the nurse says, nonplussed.
The man responds, "I went home and I started. Neither my left nor right hand could manage. My wife tried, too, but just couldn't manage it. She called over our neighbor, and he tried real hard to no effect, and his wife tried too, also without success."
The nurse looked stunned and asked, "You asked your neighbor over to help you!?"
The fellow picks up the jar and shrugs, "Yeah. This lid is just plain stuck."
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
LOL, that is funny as shit!......Ooops, wrong doctor.
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Two older, never-married sisters run a small local
pharmacy. One day, a young man approaches one of the
sisters at the pharmacy counter, inquiring what she can
give him for his Priapism.
She excused herself to consult with her sister who was
working in the stockroom. After a few minutes, she
returned. "The best we can do is $10,000 and the store."
Q: Why aren't there any good protologist jokes?
A: Cause there're all shit.
guy goes to thr doc and says...look at my underwear!
My dick is leaking.
Doc pulls a hair from his Nose and sews it onto the head.
Guy's confused.
Doc says give it 2 week and come back in.
2 weeks elapse and guy goes in.
Fibnally Doc comes in to see him and tells him to pee in a cup.
Guy pees, and still looking it looks like it's about to drop a drip after he's done.
Guy looks at Doc and says "wat you sew that nose hair to my dick for."
Doc says "Watch!"
Just as guy's dick is about to drip a drop his dick
inhales and goes SNNNIIIIFF!
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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