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Is there a reason...?
Posted on: May 14, 2009 - 7:34am
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Is there a reason...?
Why is the banner to the right (google ads) always something like the "Trust us with your prayer requests!" and "Muslim dating!" "You need is OurPrayer!" etc etc.
Just curious... Theism is why we can't have nice things.
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They need the add revenue and google ads only allows a certain number of ads to be blocked. I believe that the RRS has tried their best to block the most ...anoying ads. The one's we're left with are these. Have you ever noticed the ads that show up in threads that have the words gay or related words?
For isntance, I will now gay this thread up a bit. hopefully a banner will appear for bears or twinks or helping men find their perfect life partner with some kind of gay online dating thing. Perhaps a lesbian themed ad will show up? An online billiard for butch dykes looking to hitch monogamously for the rest of their womanly lives? We'll see.
gay. gay. gay. gay. gay. gay. gay. gay.
(I hope this works.)
BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."
Nope. "Overwhelmed? Your need is OurPrayer." So you must be feeling a bit overwhelmed, according to the all-knowing ad-banner-dispenser.
Perhaps your post wasn't homosexual enough? Perhaps a little bit of same-sex action will help, or a discussion of marriage in relationship to male partners.
Just trying to help. I'm helpful, you know.
"Yes, I seriously believe that consciousness is a product of a natural process. I find that the neuroscientists, psychologists, and philosophers who proceed from that premise are the ones who are actually making useful contributions to our understanding of the mind." - PZ Myers
So if I say things like, Bears are going to beat the cubs, S&M leather designer Neil Patrick Harris is fabulous, and rainbow triangle of LBGT twinks are an amazing source for gay cruise information and resorts.... then maybe the ads will change?
We'll see!
Theism is why we can't have nice things.
You know that the odds of getting a specific ad are still going to be greater if you talk about cheating and discrete relationships in general. Perhaps a bit of getting a bit on the side or possibly finding some causal nookie from someone who is willing to keep things quiet for the purpose of discretion. After all, who does not like a bit of private romance once in a while. Fuck but that should key into something even if not the gay stuff.
Edit: OK that got a banner for plenty of fish.
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(almost guaranteed to work)
What Would Kharn Do?
Come on. It's not change yet for me. Tops, bottoms, singles...something has to work.
Aww well. This will be the gayest thread on RRS at least.
Have a bear.
Theism is why we can't have nice things.
Noooo. That just reinforces the ones already there.
Theism is why we can't have nice things.
Anyhow, on to try to influence those ads:
Gay couple love meet date
Homosexual dating search find special someone
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
Supposedly, google also counts the links and how popular they are, so here are some wikipedia pages:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_who_have_sex_with_women
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality_in_the_Arab_world
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Bisexuality in the Arab world is a popular link?
Edit: We got a lavalife ad. That's something.
Gay. Gay. Gay. Dating. Singles. Twinks. Mature.
BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."
I've got a dating site now, asianeuro. This is harder than I thought.
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Theism is why we can't have nice things.
I have no idea. I got those from a wikipedia list of LGBT topics. If the topic exists, then there have to be people who are interested. Of course, if you don't really like scantily clad hairy men, why did you mention bears when you started this?
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I figured it could be a keyword of sorts. Wrong? We've yet to see ads for scantily clad, hairy men.
BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."
Transexual Christians, anyone ?
http://www.transfaithonline.org/the_basics/transexuals/
Well I know this works because I saw it in another thread.
DBZ Goku Vegeta Brolly DBZ Goku Vegeta Brolly DBZ Goku Vegeta Brolly DBZ Goku Vegeta Brolly
That should do it.
Edit: DBGT DBGT DBGT
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
I use Adblock. I don't want to see scantly clad hairy men.
Why not?
scantly clad hairy women, then?
(edit; Heh... ad for french dating site... mission accomplished? )
What Would Kharn Do?
Yeah, the French are pretty queer.