Hi, Billy Mays Here...
Posted on: June 28, 2009 - 8:23pm
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Hi, Billy Mays Here...
...And I'm fucking dead.
Bummer. Billy, we hardy knew your Big City Sliders. Tonight we'll be tripled-stacking and mournfully attacking them.
Quote:
"Natasha has just come up to the window from the courtyard and opened it wider so that the air may enter more freely into my room. I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and violence, and enjoy it to the full."
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940
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Well, as long as Vince is alive, we can take some comfort that scientology will be butt hurt.
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DONT JINX HIM!!!!
Gee whiz!
boob tube,but I'm sure that someone will fill his shoes in no time.
BILLY MAZE HERE FOR THE AMAZING AFTER LIFE,
WANNA KNOW IF THERE IS ONE? WHY WAIT? JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR BLOW YOURSELF UP AND BECOME A MAYTER! ACT NOW AND SHOW YOUR STUPITITY!
AFRAID OF THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD? BECOME A SUPER STAR AND DIE FROM CANCER OR HAVE A DOCTOR INJECT YOU WITH DRUGS YOU SHOULDN'T BE TAKING!
THE AMAZING AFTER LIFE, AS NEEDLESS TO PONDER AS THE NEEDLESS CRAP I PITCHED ON TV!
CALL NOW 1-800-BUL-SHIT......1-800-285-7448(DISCLAIMER,parody number, may or may not exist in reality, DO NOT CALL, not responsible for any real charges if you are stupid enough to actually dial a number you know nothing about)
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