Keep denying him and he'll harden your heart. [YOU RESPOND]
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Subject: [Defend my God!] The Fool hath said in his heart.. "There is no God"
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HaHaHa..
The hound of heaven has you in his sights, Brian.. You can't outrun him..
He'll sniff you out and you'll wake up.
No one can prove God exists or nor can they prove he is not real. Only
God can do that! Humble yourself, ask forgiveness from him and you will
see he is real just like millions of Christians say. Keep denying him and
he'll harden your heart (just like pharaoh). Your spiritual eyes are
bounded tight brother, they'll stay that way until you acknowledge the
existence of the living God!
Me thinks you protest too much.. Jesus lives and he loves you man! Look
out! God is never mocked and he has a lot more staying power than you!
"Its is appointed onto to man.. once to die.. then the judgment."
In Christ's eternal love!
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Cool! A joke email. I love those.
Hmm. Not really very funny, though a good effort. Maybe I can help. I fuckin' crack myself up so I know I'm funny.
I hate waking up with the heaven-hound sniffing my crotch. "No, Jesus! Bad doggie! No grundle."
Oh! A conundrum. Fantastic!
Let's see... if only god can prove that god exists or does not exist, then if god existed, he would've proved he exists. But since no such proof exist, god must've proven that he doesn't exist.
*Whew* I thought it was going to be a hard one, like traveling back in time to kill your father before he married your mother (or in your case, epsyn01, before he paid her $10 in a dark alley).
If he were real just like millions of Christians say, there'd be thousands of him. We'd be over-run by different Christs, all arguing with each other. "No! Turn the other cheek, I tell you!"
"I won't. You turn the other cheek first."
"I have seen all these other Jesuses, and in my heart, I have committed murder. Murder most foul."
Y'know what'd suck? What if it turned out that all the millions of Romans were right, and we had to deal with Zeus and Apollo and Starbuck?
That's funny -- I mock god all the time. Where'd you get the idea he's never mocked? He doesn't take offense at it, maybe. But that's 'cause he has a great sense of humor. God hates dour, unfunny people. He made us to make him laugh. Only funny people get into heaven.
Didn't you know?
Oh! Life is like Survivor! I always had a suspicion.
Go in peace, Brother, and make god laugh.
"Yes, I seriously believe that consciousness is a product of a natural process. I find that the neuroscientists, psychologists, and philosophers who proceed from that premise are the ones who are actually making useful contributions to our understanding of the mind." - PZ Myers
I think you have your religious imagery a bit mixed up. Isn't it "hounds of hell" ? Or do dogs go to heaven ? Kewl. I'll bet the angels and the demons organise illegal dog fights when the boss isn't looking.
Nah, he's dead.
That's so gay.
Wow I got worried, so I took my heart out of my chest and tapped the top of my desk with it and yep sure enough it was like a rock
People who think there is something they refer to as god don't ask enough questions.
"No one can prove God exists or nor can they prove he is not real. Only
God can do that..."
Then why doesn't he prove it? Why not just prove it to everyone by showing himself and saying "hello" and making us all love and accept him if that's why this god wants us to do? Where the hell is this god you speak of? If he is suppose to be omniscient and omnipotent, then he would have known that man would sin before it happened, and therefore he would have just made us unable to sin if that is what he wanted out of mankind. Why is it so hard for fundies to get that? I don't understand it, honestly.
"Keep denying him and
he'll harden your heart..."
Because he loves us so much, right? Let me see if I have got this right:
God wants us to believe and worship him, but instead of just making us to where we all believe in him, he makes us with free will in order for us to have a choice. BUT, if we make the WRONG choice, the other choice he GAVE US-the choice to NOT believe in him- then he will harden our hearts and punish us for all eternity?
And on top of believing all that, we should also believe he is the epitomy of LOVE? C'mon. You don't actually believe that nonsense do you? If you do, why don't you stay around here a little while, and maybe we can help you free your mind?
"ask forgiveness from him and you will
see he is real just like millions of Christians say."
Ask for forgiveness for what? Being human, like he (as you believe) MADE US? If he is unhappy with how we are living, then it is only his fault and he is to blame, because he MADE US, right? Think about what you are saying for one second. Just think about how ridiculous your beliefs are.
"Jesus lives and he loves you man! "
I don't believe Jesus ever lived. Prove it. You can't.
If I deny God he'll harden my heart ?
What the hell do I care ? I don't eat red meat and I've got awesome medical insurance and I have one of the best cardiologist in the US, ....if something goes wrong I'll just get a new heart
.
He'll make my heart's defense stat go up?
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
Keep believing in him and it will harden your mind.
Sounds made up...
Agnostic Atheist
No, I am not angry at your imaginary friends or enemies.
You're a fan of Francis Thompson, eh?
What we have here is a clash of values. Whereas most people on this site value evidence and reason as the best way to judge the reality of a claim, you prefer some kind of mystical inner prompting. To someone who is committed to reality via reason and evidence, your mysticism is truly meaningless and, frankly, either funny or sad (or both).
Reality is the graveyard of the gods.
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No one can prove God exists or nor can they prove he is not real. Only
God can do that!
Only god can prove he is real??? Wow that sucks for theistic debate.
Well i guess we win then, you admit proof of god is impossible, debate OVER!!!
Your quotes promotes atheism, and our entire point exactly, maybe you should be debating the existence of god with theists with that gem of a statement.