Jesus helps with ironing
Posted on: December 1, 2009 - 3:48am
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Jesus helps with ironing
Face of Jesus Christ spotted on iron
Holy smoke ... is this the face of Jesus?
A WOMAN reckons she has a divine iron after spotting the face of Jesus Christ burned into the heating element.
Mary Jo Coady, of Methuen, Massachusetts, US, says the resemblance reassured her that "life is going to be good".
The 44-year-old Catholic, who noticed the image while doing a load, added it proves "he's listening".
Mrs Coady said she won't be using the divine iron any more and plans to buy a new one.
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
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We humans like to see faces in everything. I saw the face of jesus on a cow pie once, I suppose that was a sign from god that it is all bull shit.
yet another example of why eugenics would be a good thing...
I see Jesus in the scratch marks on the bottom of my shoe. I grind Jesus' face into the pavement everyday as I go to work.
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I don't see a face there. (I've never been very good at pareidolia, it's probably related to my Asperger's syndrome.)
However, I can say with some certainty that she irons too hot and has a lot of clothes with polyester and nylon in their weave.
What? Is she nuts?
It is clearly: Weird Al !
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I only have one question... how do we know what jesus looks like?
I dunno. I think it looks more like the Mona Lisa than Jesus.
I was trying to pick who it reminded me of!!! You are right!
It is a sign that Weird Al is watching over us and parodying us.
All of life is a parody
Zen-atheist wielding Occam's katana.
Jesus said, "Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division." - Luke 12:51
But that looks more like rust than a burn mark to me.
I'm informed that the brain always looks for patterns. That would lead a religiously inclined brain to see jesus or mohammed or rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
From that burn mark on the iron I see a hot chick carrying two bottles of merlot to my hot tub.
How can not believing in something that is backed up with no empirical evidence be less scientific than believing in something that not only has no empirical evidence but actually goes against the laws of the universe and in many cases actually contradicts itself? - Ricky Gervais
It's obviously Michael Jackson.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
He's giving us his blessing.
That, or he was hoping she ironed "Underoos".
She is an adult woman. I don't think that Michael Jackson would be too interested in her panties. Maybe she has a young ill son that Michael's spirit takes a fancy to.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
British General Charles Napier while in India
You're all wrong. The guy is clearly balding. I just can't think of who would fit long hair and bald spot...
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this guy?
That works.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
But what's he wearing - is that a deerskin coat?
Looks more K9 to me... wolf at best, coyote at worst
What Would Kharn Do?
Hair is everywhere but the top of his head.
Theism is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah - it's too thick for deer, isn't it?
I'm only familiar with kangaroo and cow skins here.
The poor creature/s he's snuggled up in were fluffy....
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
I think I see the face of Davy Crockett in it...
Is he watching over us?
"The general opinion is not always the perfect truth..."
- Giordano Bruno
Damn. And I need to do laundry today. I =knew= there was a reason I shouldn't have given Jesus up for Lent.
"Obviously I'm convinced of the existence of G-d. I'm equally convinced that Atheists who've led good lives will be in Olam HaBa going "How the heck did I wind up in this place?!?" while Christians who've treated people like dirt will be in some other place asking the exact same question."
Funny isn't it? Even his cloths have hair...... I think he is over compensating
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that, if history repeats itself, she's going to sell it on ebay for fifty grand.
I never thought there were corners in my mind until I was told to stand in one.
I have learned so much, thanks for keeping it real RRS.
But I totally understand the fixation. Secretly, even the christians are desperate to see hard evidence that Mrs christ once smacked jesus in the face with an iron
when he came home reeking from the nazarene carpenter's passover pageant.
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
what else could it be?
A Predator? Kinda looks like one to me.
That was just painful.
I see this guy:
Or this guy:
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Heh. I like to tell Christians that I gave up Jesus for Lent.
"Obviously I'm convinced of the existence of G-d. I'm equally convinced that Atheists who've led good lives will be in Olam HaBa going "How the heck did I wind up in this place?!?" while Christians who've treated people like dirt will be in some other place asking the exact same question."