good jesus freaking christ, has anyone read this nonsense?

Poor Samson, in a drunken escapade, loses a bet with some "heathens" or whatnot, and rather than pay them what he owes them, kills em all.

and then, when the authorities come to arrest him, he kills them too. all of this with the jawbone of an "ass".

then he kills a bunch more people with this incredible ass jawbone.

for one thing, anyone strong enough to kill even one person with an ass jawbone would break the jawbone immediately on that first victims skull.

I doubt very seriously that even the Worlds Strongest Man, Mariusz Pudzianowski from Poland, could kill me with the jawbone from an ass. And he is like 5 times over the WSM.

So I am supposed to believe that Samson killed thousands of people with this one jawbone?

but it gets better. as he is imprisoned, he gives up the one secret of his mass-murdering, physics-defying strength, to a woman, and for what? her sweet little beaver. and the next morning, after they made love like no one else has ever loved before, Samson awakes with no hair and no strength.

once again, the evil woman strikes down the mighty man, thus affirming in our minds the evil of poontang and women in general.