First, their mission statement is terrible:

The mission of Christian Nymphos is to teach married women to walk in sexual freedom with their husbands, so they will be able to reach out and help free the women in their lives.

What does "walk in sexual freedom" mean? "Free the women" in their lives how? Nothing more irritating than a vague mission statement.

Then they spend several paragraphs essentially apologizing for their name.

Not a great start.

Married sex: Spice like god intended it to be??  LoL
And what day did god create spicy sex? Was that in the book of Genesis ?

 

On a side note, I clicked on one of the links, "Christian Sex Toys" ~ I was like...what could possibly be different about the sex toys of christians???? (I was expecting cross dildos or trinity anal beads) ~ there were some very normal sexual aids on the site...but not before this message:

 

Important Message About Sex Toys for Married Couples

You cannot solve a boring, unfulfilling, irrelevant, or failing marriage with sex toys, fantasy, and novelty! True marital intimacy is the result of seeking a deeply personal relationship with Jesus Christ and actively living out his teachings from the Bible.

Focus on intentionally serving and appropriately submitting to your spouse... pray together, read the Bible together, attend & serve at church together, join a small group / Bible study together, seek accountability, plan date nights, and grow through intentional relationship. The products and resources at Christian Love Toys should be used to complement, not replace a Christ-centered marriage.  

 

 

christians might think they're talking about shagging.

I can't imagine bringing Jesus into a sex life though there is that classic line in the brit-com Coupling where Jeff is talking about God's satisfaction after he had created human arses and boomed something like: "Henceforth when they grab each other's arses they will shout my name..."