the super theist megashit mass email
i just got this from my great aunt and uncle. they send these kinds of emails from time to time--the professor's chalk breaking, etc.--and often i just delete them, but i'm glad i didn't this time. i just have to marvel at the balls of this monstrosity. it's like a mutated combination of several of the most popular theist mass email memes: you've got the stupid and arrogant professor whose one mission in life is to destroy people's faith, the alternately timid and fearless christian student who must defend his faith, the argument that evil is only the absence of good, the argument that evolution is based on faith, and of course the professor being mercilessly pwned by these arguments. wrap it all up in would-be suspenseful purple prose and slap "p.s.: the student was albert einstein" on the end and you've got the super theist megashit mass email. i am in awe, especially of the fact that apparently einstein wasn't just a theist but an unabashed christian. oh, and the fact that they mention a book by einstein that doesn't fucking exist.
enjoy, and keep your barf bags handy:
With the existing controversy over evolution being tought in some Prominent Universities this makes a good read.............. br. don ............
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GOD vs SCIENCE 1921 (genius!)
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"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
--Hunter S. Thompson
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That thing again ? How many variations of that "anecdote" have we seen now ? Didn't we have the muslim version a while ago ?
Anyhoo, it's an urban myth. Never happened.
Cripes!
That is bad isn't it.
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yeah um, anyone else find those things stupid. I thought lying was unchristian? there are quite a few lies in there.
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.