If you were an icecream..
Posted on: February 13, 2010 - 12:22pm
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If you were an icecream..
What flavor would you be?
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Absinthe.
What do you mean if i was an ice cream? to bad i wasn't wearing my waffle shoes when this picture was taken
That said I would be Rocky Road. because
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
yuck. jesus christ, man, absinthe tastes like total shit. and as someone who lives in a country where i can get it anytime i want, i have to say its effects are grossly overrated. give me bushmills or vodka with a beer chaser anyday.
i would be vanilla. somebody's gotta be vanilla, after all. but it has to be a high quality vanilla, with actual bean rather than extract. if you can lay your hands on that, it beats the hell out of any of the decadent, over-the-top flavors.
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--Hunter S. Thompson
I must agree absinthe is shit, then again I haven't had any of it since I was 14 so it hit me hard back then don't know if it still would now, my tolerance has gone up quite a bit. Currently im a whiskey and water fan but i swop every so often. And if I want something stronger I have a little stroh 80, it tastes like ass but most strong drinks do.
And if im honest iv never tasted rocky road
hell I have only tasted vanilla, chocolate and mint chocolate. Not many flavours avalable over here at a resonable price and im cheap as hell.
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
Mint chocolate chip. Usually I'm just a fan of chocolate anything, but there is something about mint chocolate chip ice cream that makes it better than just regular chocolate.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
British General Charles Napier while in India
...Is that something mint, by chance?
Theism is why we can't have nice things.
genius! I am in awe of your something detection skills
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
Pork.
Pulled pork.
I just 1-upped your ass!
Duh. That's the whole point. It would greatly increase my life expectancy as an icecream.
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BR's World Class Chocolate.... because its the shit!
Oh. They apparently have it in cake form now too.
Mint icecream chocolate cake.
Theism is why we can't have nice things.
So, in search of flavors..I have found many many disturbing ones.
Raw horseflesh Ice cream. Yes. There are chunks of raw horseflesh in it. Eat up!
If that is too much for you, the Japanese also offer fish ice cream.
Theism is why we can't have nice things.
mmm its good stuff
Well, Bacon just sounds like a great flavor for ice cream. Hell but we could end the curse of toothless trailer trash if we could only make tooth paste that tasted like bacon.
However, if you are looking for something that just sounds too bad to eat, why not go for charcoal ice cream?
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Hokey Pokey.
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...WITH bacon bits!
Ha!
Dolt:"Evolution is just a theory."
Me:"Yes, so is light and gravity. Pardon me while I flash this strobe while dropping a bowling ball on your head. This shouldn't bother you; after all, these are just theories."
I would have to say that gray is one of the most unappetizing colors.
Dolt:"Evolution is just a theory."
Me:"Yes, so is light and gravity. Pardon me while I flash this strobe while dropping a bowling ball on your head. This shouldn't bother you; after all, these are just theories."
It reminds me of delicious wet cement.
Theism is why we can't have nice things.
Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked!
Well, hard to deny when you put it that way...
Dolt:"Evolution is just a theory."
Me:"Yes, so is light and gravity. Pardon me while I flash this strobe while dropping a bowling ball on your head. This shouldn't bother you; after all, these are just theories."
Ahaaaaa! AE, are you secretly of a little kiwi extraction, then?
If I was icecream I'd be rainbow, I guess, the one that is generally liked but nobody really knows what flavour it actually is.
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I graciously concede defeat.
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Lol - you must be talking about neopolitan!
Yeah - I'm a dual national. Born in Dunedin NZ, arrived in Australia aged 11, and was shipped off to a country boarding school replete with my All Black accent. That went down a treat in Bathurst in 1978, I can tell you.
Back to the OP I have to nominate a runner-up vote to boysenberry ripple...
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
Be honest, who else thought that said boysenberry nipple? Anybody? Please? Don't make this awkward.
Americone Dream.
Cool. Let me by you an ice cream to celebrate.
Dolt:"Evolution is just a theory."
Me:"Yes, so is light and gravity. Pardon me while I flash this strobe while dropping a bowling ball on your head. This shouldn't bother you; after all, these are just theories."
It's a win-win situation! lol
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Maple Walnut, so you'd have to lick my nuts.
Orange Sorbet, so I can be the token futile effort to appease special interest groups.
...Also: Eloise, are my eyes tricking me, or do I see some side boob?
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February 27, 1940
I figure one of 2 depending on the day, Dulce de Leche or Rum n Raisin.
Chocolate... because world domination doesnt have a flavor yet
Moosetracks ~ chocolate ribbony awesomeness and peanut butter cups ~ sweet but will make your stomach hurt. Just like me.
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Isn't vanilla the most popular flavor? I think that means you are vanilla.
Although, really, a servent of Khorn shouldn't want any flavor but blood, right? Blood with little white chocolate skulls (for the skull-throne)?
Everything makes more sense now that I've stopped believing.
No, i think it means i like chocolate >.>
Some terrible cherry syrup and skull marshmellows and im all set
What Would Kharn Do?
Maybe you could switch hit for grandfather Nurgle and try some spumoni.
Everything makes more sense now that I've stopped believing.
I would be vanilla bean. I'm pretty vanilla, but I can be coaxed to be so much more!
BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."
Ugh... the icecream version of a "Fruit cake"
I soon save a cat from a burning building than eat that crap
What Would Kharn Do?
I'm not the biggest fan of ice cream... but I would definitely be Birthday Cake Remix from Coldstone.
There's always a party in my pants. Giggitty!
It looks like the cement paint I used on my basement & garage floors.
As for the ice cream. I dated only Indians & black girls'mostly from the west indies so I'd have to say Chocolate tastes better then vanilla, and if I want to see a georgous naked white body, I'll undress in front of a mirror.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
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If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
No, it really is charcoal flavored icecream.
http://japaneseicecream.blogspot.com/2008/02/charcoal-ice-cream.html
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Rotting human corpse, obviously.
I dunno, most ice-cream is flash frozen so I don't know if you would be rotten.
Everything makes more sense now that I've stopped believing.
Isn't it obvious though? You let your corpse rot and your cream curdle, add a smidgen of lye. Then simply mix, churn and freeze.
Not all ice creams are flash frozen, some are frozen slowly as they're churned... much better quality and taste.
But, I'm already there(just ask a few other posters here).
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BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."